As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards sucked a**.  The geniuses at MTV have succeeded in turning what was once a borderline semi-entertaining awards show into a series of tedious advertisements between more advertisements.  Great Job!

But despite all the foolishness, the sexy starlets came out in numbers, and for the most part, were looking dy-no-mite.  So, rather than making you search thru all those grocery-store-checkout-line-webzines for a little bit o’ VMA leg, we have taken it upon ourselves to weed out the wack and give you the jack.

BTW Pink- You saying “Lemme Check My Flow” in a song has a way different connotation than when Eminem says it… and the thought makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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Roller Derby is the new American Gladiators [Cotton and Sand]

Sexy Halloween Costume - Britney Spears VMA’s 2002 outfit - Gallery [Barstool Sports]

Tom Hanks‘ Myspace Page [City Rag]

Hotties on the NET Gallery- Awesome! [Double Viking]

Pic of 4 shirtless girls with hands over boobs [DrunkenStepfather] NSFW site

Sly Stallone looks like sh*t [Beyond Hollywood]

New Megan Fox movie in the works [Buzzfeed]

Dog Shoots Man [With Leather]

Tila Tequila is a Slutty Schoolgirl [Grumpiest]

Joanna Krupa is sexy [Hollywood Tuna]

One of the Jonas Bros gets plastic surgery [Just Jared]

Howard Stern David Letterman Video [Pop Crunch]

Breaking News! Pete Wentz NOT WEARING A HOODIE!! [Bastardly]

Michelle Rodriguez should shave her arm pits [IDLYITW]

Say Anything - Wow I Can Get Sexual Too [YouTube]