God Hates My Fantasy Football Team

So I got the 5th pick in my draft this year. I was poised and ready to go, but like any draft I only got half of the guys I wanted. Among my top picks were Brady, Young (as a back up), Alge Crumpler, Dante Stallworth, Javon Walker, Joseph Addai, Dallas Clark, and Laurence Maroney.

Then God struck.

All of the above been smited down by the almighty, except for Maroney - who was smited down by Bill Belichick. PLAY HIM YOU BASTARD!!! Screw Sammy Morris and put him in the game…AHHHHHH!!!!! …whewh…ok…

I understand Bilichick being a douche to me, but why you God? Why not strike down mediocre players who strut too much or talk too loud. So, Lord, here are my suggestions… Read more