The Most Anticipated Movies of 2009

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Yeah, yeah, we know - it’s 2008. So why talk about the movies of 2009 so soon?

With the advent of viral marketing and extremely early teaser trailers being leaked eons before a movie is scheduled for release, you can never be too early to start talking about films. Hell, you’re lucky this list isn’t about the most anticipated movies of 2010, which could’ve been done just as easy - and it still would’ve been way behind the internet’s buzz schedule.

Some of these movies will be sure fire hits, while others are doomed to flop. Either way, we offer you the chance to share your opinion in the comment section.

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Jurassic Park IV: Worst (Best?) Plot Ever!

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After years of anticipation (not really), the creative team over at Universal Pictures have leaked crucial information involving the plot of the new Jurassic Park film due in 2008 - and it’s a doozy.

The folks over at Bloody-Disgusting have reported that Jurassic Park IV’s storyline “…is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.”

FINALLY! The holy and all-too-uncommon union of Velociraptors and various weaponry - machetes, M-16s, crossbows, rayguns, flamethrowers, penis-pumping condoms, other dinosaurs, pogs, rotting vegetables - battling for the government has been properly filled.
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