Complete List Of All US Starbucks Closures

July 18, 2008 - 11:15 am , By Editor

Complete List Of All US Starbucks Closures [Opens PDF]

Science: Attractive People Sound Sexier

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pics! (w/Zac Efron.. Unfortunately)

The Internet Just Got More Hilarious…and Disturbing (Very NSFW!)

Britney Gives Full Custody To K-Fed

Go Figure, According To  Red Sox Fan A-Rod’s All-Star Party Sucked

Brady Quinn Controversy Over Steamy Photos

Real Life Tony Hawk Pro Skater Combo

CollegeCandy’s Rebuttal: The Boys of Summer

Barf Bags Don’t Work At Zero G’s

‘ello Jordan

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Ex-Girlfriend

ESPY Red Carpet Pictures

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Britney Spears Rushed to Hospital in Ambulance After Holding Her Kids Hostage

January 4, 2008 - 6:15 am , By John, USMA at West Point

Britney Spears hospitalized

Has it finally happened? Are people finally ready to stop taking cheap shots at Britney Spears (both literally and figuratively) and start locking her up?

Maybe, according to the swarm of paps:

You would think it was the night of Princess Di’s accident the way all forms of media clustered around the ambulance housing Britney Spears, who was under the influence of drugs when she was picked up for psychiatric evaluation, following refusal to turn over custody of her kids to K-Fed’s bodyguard.

It’s disgusting how out of control this situation has become.

Instead of continuing to see Spears as a perennial punching bag how about we all look at her for what she really is: a complete mess with two children taking zero responsibility for her actions. To think people still stick up for her makes me sick; her family should feel ashamed and halfway responsible. Britney Spears needs to be locked up and forgotten about, not empathized with.

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Jamie Lynn and Casey - Get Hitched or go to Jail?

December 22, 2007 - 2:18 pm , By Chad P - Ohio University

Jamie Lynn Spears Casey AlridgeAs if the media hasn’t spent enough time ravaging the metaphorical colon of people across the internet and TV, we arrive at the next stage in celebrity gossip evolution (or Creative Design if you are from Kansas)…the legal battle.

So here it is: Casey Aldridge, a.k.a. Little Spears’ Babby-daddy, is either 17, 18 or 19. Unfortunately, white trash don’t keep good records and for some reason there is a some discussion as to how old he is.

People are looking at Casey’s MySpace page, which has him at 17; his old school records that have him at 19. However, the latter records come from his Principal, who is trying to hold the school yearbooks to make extra money. It’s about as trustworthy as the Mitchell Report.

My roommate is pre-law, so here is the $.50 tour:

- If he is 17, he is just another genius who knocked up a Spears girl and won the “K-Fed Lottery”

- If he is 18, there are some state statutes that would allow for a 2 year differentiation between consent and statutory rape

- If he is 19, he is f**ked Read More »

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Britney Spears: Blackout Review

October 30, 2007 - 12:35 pm , By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

Britney Spears BlackoutI’m an equal-opportunity reviewer. Top 40 pop is hardly my favorite kind of music, but gimme (gimme) a well-crafted album of well-produced pop and I”ll find nothing but praise for it.

Britney Spears has seen more resurgences and backlashes than any pop star not named Michael Jackson. From losing custody of her kids to her disembodied performance at the VMAs, Brit has been an overexposed part of pop-culture that we cannot run away from…no matter how hard we try.

So, Blackout: it’s low-energy, manufactured trash. To hate Britney Spears the Person is commonplace and expected; but hating Britney Spears the Artist - “artist” has never sounded so poor - sparks violent criticism from the lowest depths of the music-listening community: teenyboppers. Read More »

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Video Trifecta: Lamest Rap Songs Ever

October 9, 2007 - 5:00 pm , By COED Staff

K-Fed

You think the emergence of bling-bling, misogyny, violence, Vanilla Ice and K-Fed are the worst things to ever happen to hip-hop? The following three videos will make you beg for “PopoZao.”

Brace yourself, son.

Watch the World’s Worst Rap Songs after the jump! Read More »

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Britney Spears’ “Gimme More” Music Video Unveiled!

October 5, 2007 - 11:00 am , By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

Britney Spears - Gimme MoreIs it just me or does this video look…uh…very low-budget?

And what’s with the awkward stripper pole dance? Notice how zoomed in the camera is - hiding something, director?

Like Britney’s sloppy self, perhaps?

As expected, this is like watching a train wreck right before your very eyes.

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Rockies Edge Out Padres for the NL Wild Card

October 2, 2007 - 9:45 am , By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

Baseball Colorado Rockies

After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo)

Schools the world over ban hugs between students. See? I was right in 7th grade - hugs do get you pregnant! (My Way)

Britney Spears, fresh off losing custody of her kids, shows up at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills, spending her cash and flashing her ass. I can’t believe I’m starting to like - nay, love - K-Fed. (TMZ)

I can’t possibly expand on this: “Sex in Car: Hooker Mom Snorts Cocaine Off Baby’s Stomach While Breastfeeding.” (Breitbart)

Hillary Clinton’s laugh (dubbed the “Clinton Cackle”) is no laughing matter. (Wonkette)

Garry Kasparov: world chess champion, Russian and…presidential candidate in Russia? (CBS)

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Britney Spears’ Peak?

September 12, 2007 - 9:00 am , By COED Staff

Britney SpearsPicked this one up via AskMen.com.

“Over the past few months, we’ve all watched Britney Spears experience a decline in her personal life; her dismal performance at Sunday night’s MTV VMA performance suggested that Ms. Spears’ professional pursuits have also suffered.

In this context, it’s easy to forget that there was a time when Britney was every man’s fantasy… that this is the same woman who, in June of 2000, was offered millions of dollars in exchange for her virginity.”

“So now you remember that Britney was once hot. But when was she at her hottest? Or is that time yet to come? We’ve thrown together a few musical moments to help jog your memory.”

See the videos after the jump!… Read More »

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Morning Wood: Britney Spears

September 5, 2007 - 10:00 am , By COED Staff

Britney Spears

Long ago, before K-Fed, kids, wack tracks and bald-headed insanity, there was Britney Spears: The Most Boneable Girl on Planet Earth.

Remember her sassy schoolgirl phase? Remember her skin-tight red catsuit? Remember when she cooed “Kitty, kitty” and gyrated in “Slave 4 U”? Remember when she stuck her tongue down Madonna’s throat? Remember when Britney was hot?

We here at CO-ED remember.

To commemorate Brit’s past boneability is our first edition of “Morning Wood,” a collection of hand-picked photos that ensure maximum wood in the morning hours.

Check out Britney’s best after the jump. Read More »

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Brit’s Tracks Are Wack

August 31, 2007 - 3:00 pm , By John, USMA at West Point

Britney SpearsThe blog-universe has been giving the seal of approval to Britney’s leaked songs since early this week – have I been listening to the wrong ones?

These tracks are complete tripe. There is no way somebody with working eardrums can possibly give a “thumbs-up� to Brit’s latest batch of bimbo-pop.

Even hipsters looking for their next bastion of irony will be thoroughly disappointed.

The three songs – “Gimme More,� “Cold as Fire,� “Baby Boy� – each have flat, lifeless production left over from the last millennium. This major mistake could’ve been easily remedied with the right collaborators (hint, hint).

Check out Britney Spears’ new tracks after the jump.

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Britney Won’t Duet

August 22, 2007 - 11:08 am , By COED Staff

britney-spears-nude Just when you think Britney Spears couldn’t be any more insane, she decides to decline a duet with former flame/pop juggernaut Justin Timberlake.

JT reportedly penned the song in hopes that Britney would sing it with him; Timbaland would have produced it.

Add in the fact that Britney wouldn’t even have to be in the same studio as Timberlake to sing her part and voila - instant career-suicide. Between this and possibly joining the cast of Celebrity Apprentice, I am completely baffled by her brain-activity…or lack of.

The question begs to be answered: what is she thinking? Is she thinking? Does she honestly think that she will do better than doing a duet with the biggest pop star in the entire world and the best producer in the entire world? Read More »

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“Throwback Thursday” : Britney Spears - Baby (One More Time!)

January 1, 2007 - 11:20 am , By Steve - Seton Hall University

Britney Spears - Baby (One More Time!)

| Next: Outkast - Rosa Parks |

| Back: Chris Rock - No Sex (In the Champagne Room) | Main: “Throwback Thursday” > 1999 |

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