COED Presents: Sexiest Rock Star Spawn

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Before now, you might have thought groupies were only to be enjoyed by the lucky few sons-of-bitches that become rock stars. But when those groupies become wives and girlfriends (probably because they’re the hottest), sometimes they get pregnant. And sometimes those babies turn into super-hot chicks that get their picture taken. That’s where we come in.

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Daily Links: 5 Women We’re Not Supposed to Want (But Do)

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5 Women We’re Not Supposed to Want (But Do) [Maxim]

Jessica Alba’s Big Ol’ Pregnant Boobs [Grumpiest]

Gisele Bundchen’s Victoria’s Secret Return Rejected [Pop Crunch]

Life’s Moral Questions answered by Nip/Tuck [Buge Hoobs]

Melissa Haro - 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [Bastardly]

Jordan Slips a Nipple [IDLYITW]

Crime Rate Drops After Kate Moss Moves Into Neighborhood [Holy Moly]

So You Have A Problem With Strip Clubs? [College Candy]

James Wilke is Bubble Boy [Just Jared]

First-Time Beer Bonger Wraps Her Lips Around Hose [Busted Coverage]

I Do Not Need To Know About Star Jones’ Vagina [Dlisted]

Sophie Anderton: Model, Cokehead, Prostitute

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It’s common knowledge that about 99.9% of twiggy, egotistical supermodels are cokeheads - but prostitutes? Leave it to lingerie model Sophie Anderton to lower a bar that wasn’t high to begin with.

Anderton, spokesmodel for bottled-tan company Fake Bake and reality TV star (I’m a Celebrity…, Love Island) was caught snorting coke and offering herself up for sex by an adventurous undercover man from News of the World, who captured these lewd acts (and more!) on tape. Read More »

Do the Math: Alba’s Ass is a Prime Number

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Mathematicians in Cambridge have studied the female form and “concluded” that the ratio between a ladies’ hips and waist attribute to their strut…and a strut is sexy. The closer the ratio is to 0.7 - the “lucky number” indeed - the better the swagger.

Unsurprisingly, Jessica Alba’s ass came out on top of their study. Weeks ago, Alba received an entire tribute to her derriere by us here at CO-ED - without crunching numbers, graphs and pie-charts. Take that, Pythagoras! Read More »