Mentos Boosts Confidence With Ladies

As this intense commercial shows Mentos definitely boosts your confidence around girls.

The Daily Shocker: Flying Humans

Wingsuit Flying humans

Following R. Kelly’s lead, these people believe they can fly - and they succeed (somewhat)! Not impressed yet? Check out this video - 100% pure adrenaline right there!

The ladies at College Candy list gifts to get for guys.

Wait for the blogosphere to blow up later tonight when the reunited Led Zeppelin performs live to a sold-out crowd in London.

Not-news site Fark.com wants to trademark NSFW…WTF?

Big city film critics honor the best movies of 2007.

Another week, another new batch of Dark Knight pictures and info.

Wonderbras Are Wonderful Sometimes

Wonderbra

I’m all about the truth - truth in relationships, truth in politics, truth in what a girl is hiding underneath her undergarments. The act of stuffing should be exclusive to Santa Claus and Thanksgiving.

The Wonderbra was designed to make women feel better about their lack of rack by padding around their mini-rounds. How is that any better than me stuffing a sock around m’thing? It’s false advertising for sure; then again I truly feel for women who are only judged on the size of their womanhood.

It’s a Catch-22, this situation. Read More »

Her Depot: Home Depot for the Ladies

Her Depot - Home DepotHey ladiiiiiiiies!

Aren’t you sick of your man going to Home Depot every weekend (word!) to buy more big-steel-things with levers and springs and stuff (uh-huh!) when he should be taking out the trash (snap, snap)?

Well the time has come, girls: Her Depot is here!

Her Depot - yes, I’m serious; that’s the moniker - is a “sister store” of the popular chain of home improvement stores…with a female twist!

Instead of purchasing important items like snowblowers and aluminum siding you can buy real home essentials like flowers, storage bins, furniture, flowers, super cute kitchen stuff, pottery and flowers.

Ladies love flowers - am I right, ladies? Read More »

Last-Minute Halloween Costumes

Pie Shorts - worst costume everFace it: you suck at buying or preparing a quality costume for Halloween. It happens.

To make matters worse you are the third-wheel to an “adorable couple” who are 100% in tandem with their costumes, making you even lamer by comparison.

In the event you want to ditch the couples on Halloween night you still have your friends to worry about. The vast majority of them are too douchy to even attempt wearing a costume for fear it will make them look lame in front of scantily-clad chicks - which of course they already do.

What to do?

You gotta be crafty.

You gotta look your best for the ladies on the most scandalous of nights.

You gotta use your limited imagination, son - or follow these tips for last-minute costume ideas. Read More »

The Daily Shocker: Male Birth Control

The Daily Shocker

Hey ladies: imagine your man saying “don’t worry sweetie, I’m on the pill” right before you go at it. Yeah, we can’t either. (MSNBC)

A man in Cambridge, Massachusetts has taken the phrase “time is money” to a whole new level. (Boston News)

Redneck romance: man paints wedding proposal on his demolition derby car. (Yahoo)

Mayor Bloomberg thinks it’s “ridiculous” that people would criticize surveillance cameras watching your every move. I couldn’t agree more with Mr. Bloomberg; the average American could sure use some privacy-killing paparazzi in their lives. (NY Daily)

And you thought teenage girls lived at the Mall. (ABC)

The Daily Shocker: Players Gonna Play, Ballers Gonna Ball

The Daily Shocker

Ladies be warned: you can’t change a player’s game in the 9th inning. (NY Post)

When violators of driving laws are stopped, Illinois will take their toll. (Chicago Sun-Times)

A Headmaster in the U.K. school system says children should have “a daily dose of fear.” When reached for comment, Severus Snape didn’t return calls immediately. (DailyMail)

Women directors help raise bottom line in businesses, among other things… (Reuters)

“Happy Birthday, mom!” “Thank you very much, my two 30-something sons with outstanding moral fiber! Now cut the cake…I said THE CAKE!!” (Sun-Times)