George Carlin Dead at 71

June 23, 2008 - 4:44 am , By James - University of Texas

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Groundbreaking comedian George Carlin died Sunday evening of heart failure. He was 71.

From CNN.com:

Jeff Abraham says Carlin went into St. John’s Health Center on Sunday afternoon, complaining of chest pain. Carlin died at 5:55 p.m. PDT, the Associated Press reported.

Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas.

Check Out Carlin’s famous ‘7 Words You Can Never Say on Television’ after the jump. (NSFW language) Read More »

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Charles Barkley Is Gambling Again…

June 20, 2008 - 2:00 pm , By Editor

charles-barkey-gambiling.jpg… but this time it is for a good cause.

He promised that he wouldn’t gamble again for a couple after running out on a $400K marker, but Charles Barkley is back playing poker in Vegas.

But here’s the rub -– the Round Mound says that it’s all for charity. [TMZ]

Barkey and other gambling addicted players will shell out $5K a piece to enter a celebrity poker tourney–the “Ante Up for Africa” event–at the 2008 World Series of Poker in Las Vegas.

Half of all the winnings will go to charity. But being the ever so nice guy that he is, Chuck says he will donate all processed to the charity. That charity being, The Charles Barkley for Charles Barkley Foundation, we’re guessing.

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Wii Fit Just Gets Better and Better

June 17, 2008 - 11:59 am , By Editor

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Wii Fit Just Gets Better and Better

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A Penny For Your Pleasure: Win The Chance To Bone a Porn Star!

June 13, 2008 - 11:46 am , By Andrew - Hunter College

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Do you ever watch a porno and wish it could be you on-screen, giving it to whatever porn star suits your fancy? Of course you have, and now you can! F**kraffle.net is giving 10 lucky bastards the chance to star in a 30-minute scene of their choice, and then spend an hour of 1-on-1 with one of hundreds of female, male or transgender porn stars, to “spend how they choose.”

Raffle tickets cost only a penny, and you can buy as many as you like. Winners will be chosen at this year’s AVN Expo in Los Vega (though you don’t have to be there to claim your prize). The too-good-to-be true (but is) contest, which is sponsored by Penthouse, Vivd, Digital Playground, and Hustler, ends September 1st, so get your tickets ASAP. The more you buy, the better your chances, so it’s probably a good idea to dip into the beer fund for this one.

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Some Things Just Ain’t Worth the Travel

February 17, 2008 - 12:00 pm , By COED Staff

parishilton1truscello.jpgApproximately one year ago I spent a weekend at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas.

To this day, I get emails from the PR group that runs the nightclub and other bars inside the hotel/casino complex. Ordinarily I don’t mind much. I like to remember my days and nights in the desert, and even look forward to planning my trip back.

But this week, it’s been two emails a day. About Paris effing Hilton’s birthday party this weekend. And I am slightly peeved.

I admit that I have a shameless love for some things poppy and tacky, we all have our vices. But Paris Hilton is not one of them. She most definitely is not about to inspire me to fly to Vegas when I can just wait for her to make an ass of herself in the Meatpacking District on her next trip to New York.

These invites got me thinking, though. Really, who is worth flying across the country for? If you’ve got to pick one celebrity whose birthday shenanigans you’d like to be a part of, who would it be? Read More »

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Winning Titles from the 25th Annual AVAs

January 14, 2008 - 3:30 pm , By Ron - Howard U.

AVN AWARDS

The 25th annual AVN Awards took place in Las Vegas over the weekend, and as expected, Evil Anal 2 won for Best Couples Scene. I mean really - was there any competition? With that said, I was quite shocked to see A** Worship 10 take home the award for Best Anal-Themed Release.

(Anal-themed! Seriously, that is undeniably awesome.)

Guys love pornos for their ridiculous movie titles as much as the content within (well…almost as much). How could I ever forget my first video, I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus? Poetry in motion.

Why don’t we take a look at some of the title highlights from this years AVN’s. Read More »

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COED Movie Trailer: “21″

November 29, 2007 - 4:15 pm , By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

A group of students from MIT learn the art of card counting and walk away from Las Vegas with millions of dollars.

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Music Video: The Killers - “Don’t Shoot Me Santa”

November 28, 2007 - 5:15 pm , By COED Staff

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Kevin DuBrow of Quiet Riot Found Dead in Vegas

November 26, 2007 - 12:30 pm , By COED Staff

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Earlier today, the Riot went quiet.

Kevin DuBrow, the lead singer of 80s Metal outfit Quiet Riot was found dead in his Las Vegas home at the age of 52. The cause of his death has yet to be officially revealed.

Quiet Riot is best known as the first Metal act to have their debut reach the top of the charts with Metal Health (1983), which has their immortal single (and karaoke favorite) “Cum on Feel the Noize.”

Check out the video for “Cum on Feel the Noize” after the jump. Read More »

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O.J. Simpson Raises the Stakes, Gets Questioned for Burglary in Las Vegas

September 14, 2007 - 1:00 pm , By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

O.J. SimpsonEverybody’s favorite murdering-ex-football-star is currently under investigation for attempting to steal sports memorabilia from Palace Station Casino in Las Vegas.

While no arrests have been made O.J. is still a target suspect and currently still in Vegas. Unfortunately for the former Heisman Trophy winner, whatever happens in Vegas will not stay in Vegas, as everything he ever does - sneezing, coughing, farting, writing books, murdering - is under the watchful eye of the entire planet.

Earlier this year Simpson was denied service at a steakhouse in Louisville, Kentucky. After Simpson and friends quietly left the restaurant - always watch out for the quiet ones - his lawyer, Yale Galanter, had this to say to the steakhouse’s owner, Jeff Ruby:

“[Jeff Ruby] screwed with the wrong guy.”

Tell me about it! Who wants beef with O.J.? Read More »

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2007 VMAs: A Recap

September 10, 2007 - 11:00 am , By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

2007 VMAs - Britney SpearsLast night the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards proved that a large chunk of the entertainment world is ruled by talentless hacks.

From technical difficulties (did anybody sound-check anything beforehand?) to only showing snippets of live performances by music’s heavy-hitters at various locations around Las Vegas - Kanye, five-times snubbed out of awards last night, is reportedly through with the VMAs after his performance was butchered by execs - MTV has fully transformed into a Metric Ton of Visuals.

The highlights lowlights:

Britney’s show-opening, pace-making, stupefying, phoned-in performance of her single “Gimme More.” Even Spears’ super-fans were stunned by her carelessness. As for the “magic” of Criss Angel assisting Brit? Smoke and mirrors, I guess - just like Brit herself.

Sarah Silverman’s harsh put-downs of Brit left the room in a deep silence. F***ing everybody looked away when the camera panned to them after any of Silverman’s barbs towards Brit. Just one more example of celebs having all the money and power in the world and doing nothing short of saving face. Despicable.

Check out the video link (and more pics) of Brit’s performance after the jump.

Read More »

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Chris Angel: A Freak for Love or Just a Freak?

July 4, 2007 - 2:00 pm , By COED Staff

criss angelChris Angel: Mindfreak—and stalker?

The weird magician, who just recently escaped from a concrete block suspended in the middle of Times Square (no, I didn’t go watch it. I had other things to do. Like de-hair my couch), has a bit of a thing for actress Cameron Diaz.

The two were recently reported together a few weeks ago in Las Vegas, “canoodling�, “snuggling�, and other stupid words for 48 hours straight. Then Diaz packed up and went on the Shrek tour, and Angel became freakily attached.

“I’d like to dedicate this to my girl Trouble, a.k.a Cameron.â€? Angel shouted as soon as he escaped his concrete publicity stunt last Monday, “I love you, baby.” Read More »

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