Housewives rejoice. George Clooney has kicked former Vegas party-girl, Sarah Larson to the curb, effectively revoking her year-long buddy pass on the A-list. So, before David Spade laps up Clooney’s sloppy seconds and Ms. Larson inks a reality deal with the SOAP Network, we thought we’d pay homage to Sarah Larson’s tedious 15 minutes in the spotlight.

COED Remembers: Sarah Larson’s Candid Party Pics after the jump. Read More »

If you hadn’t heard, former owner of Deathrow Records, Marion “Suge” Knight got knocked out in one punch last weekend by a Los Angeles barber.

Well, TMZ.com just reported that “several Las Vegas promoters” are sending out invitations to the two men for a New Year’s Eve rematch in Vegas. Winner takes home $1 million dollars.

A letter detailing the fight-night proposition has already been sent to Suge. The only problem is that they can’t find the other guy.

I don’t know about you, but if someone were offering me a million bucks to do something I’d already done, I’d make sure I was readily available.

Approximately one year ago I spent a weekend at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas.

To this day, I get emails from the PR group that runs the nightclub and other bars inside the hotel/casino complex. Ordinarily I don’t mind much. I like to remember my days and nights in the desert, and even look forward to planning my trip back.

But this week, it’s been two emails a day. About Paris effing Hilton’s birthday party this weekend. And I am slightly peeved.

I admit that I have a shameless love for some things poppy and tacky, we all have our vices. But Paris Hilton is not one of them. She most definitely is not about to inspire me to fly to Vegas when I can just wait for her to make an ass of herself in the Meatpacking District on her next trip to New York.

These invites got me thinking, though. Really, who is worth flying across the country for? If you’ve got to pick one celebrity whose birthday shenanigans you’d like to be a part of, who would it be? Read More »

The 25th annual AVN Awards took place in Las Vegas over the weekend, and as expected, Evil Anal 2 won for Best Couples Scene. I mean really - was there any competition? With that said, I was quite shocked to see A** Worship 10 take home the award for Best Anal-Themed Release.

(Anal-themed! Seriously, that is undeniably awesome.)

Guys love pornos for their ridiculous movie titles as much as the content within (well…almost as much). How could I ever forget my first video, I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus? Poetry in motion.

Why don’t we take a look at some of the title highlights from this years AVN’s. Read More »

A group of students from MIT learn the art of card counting and walk away from Las Vegas with millions of dollars.

Earlier today, the Riot went quiet.

Kevin DuBrow, the lead singer of 80s Metal outfit Quiet Riot was found dead in his Las Vegas home at the age of 52. The cause of his death has yet to be officially revealed.

Quiet Riot is best known as the first Metal act to have their debut reach the top of the charts with Metal Health (1983), which has their immortal single (and karaoke favorite) “Cum on Feel the Noize.”

Check out the video for “Cum on Feel the Noize” after the jump. Read More »

Everybody’s favorite murdering-ex-football-star is currently under investigation for attempting to steal sports memorabilia from Palace Station Casino in Las Vegas.

While no arrests have been made O.J. is still a target suspect and currently still in Vegas. Unfortunately for the former Heisman Trophy winner, whatever happens in Vegas will not stay in Vegas, as everything he ever does - sneezing, coughing, farting, writing books, murdering - is under the watchful eye of the entire planet.

Earlier this year Simpson was denied service at a steakhouse in Louisville, Kentucky. After Simpson and friends quietly left the restaurant - always watch out for the quiet ones - his lawyer, Yale Galanter, had this to say to the steakhouse’s owner, Jeff Ruby:

“[Jeff Ruby] screwed with the wrong guy.”

Tell me about it! Who wants beef with O.J.? Read More »

Last night the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards proved that a large chunk of the entertainment world is ruled by talentless hacks.

From technical difficulties (did anybody sound-check anything beforehand?) to only showing snippets of live performances by music’s heavy-hitters at various locations around Las Vegas - Kanye, five-times snubbed out of awards last night, is reportedly through with the VMAs after his performance was butchered by execs - MTV has fully transformed into a Metric Ton of Visuals.

The highlights lowlights:

Britney’s show-opening, pace-making, stupefying, phoned-in performance of her single “Gimme More.” Even Spears’ super-fans were stunned by her carelessness. As for the “magic” of Criss Angel assisting Brit? Smoke and mirrors, I guess - just like Brit herself.

Sarah Silverman’s harsh put-downs of Brit left the room in a deep silence. F***ing everybody looked away when the camera panned to them after any of Silverman’s barbs towards Brit. Just one more example of celebs having all the money and power in the world and doing nothing short of saving face. Despicable.

Check out the video link (and more pics) of Brit’s performance after the jump.

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Chris Angel: Mindfreak—and stalker?

The weird magician, who just recently escaped from a concrete block suspended in the middle of Times Square (no, I didn’t go watch it. I had other things to do. Like de-hair my couch), has a bit of a thing for actress Cameron Diaz.

The two were recently reported together a few weeks ago in Las Vegas, “canoodling�?, “snuggling�?, and other stupid words for 48 hours straight. Then Diaz packed up and went on the Shrek tour, and Angel became freakily attached.

“I’d like to dedicate this to my girl Trouble, a.k.a Cameron.�? Angel shouted as soon as he escaped his concrete publicity stunt last Monday, “I love you, baby.” Read More »