I highly doubt I’m shedding new light on a burnt-out subject, but Chris “Leave Britney Alone!” Crocker is a pointless piece of pop-culture, destined to become a third-tier Jeopardy answer.
Earlier today Page Six reported that Chris Crocker has retracted his infamous “Leave Britney alone!” catchphrase, stating the following: “Britney needs to not be left alone [...]
Chris Crocker is a Crock
January 7, 2008 - 1:00 pm
Chocolate Rain + Leave Britney Alone = VIDEO MASH-UP!
September 12, 2007 - 4:45 pm
What do you get when you mix a bleached midwestern queen screaming under his bedsheet, with a monotonous, bouncing, electric piano line?
A whole lot of pain - chocolate pain. Here is our rendition of the newest YouTube crazy, Chris Crocker ranting over Tay Zondayâs viral classic, âChocolate Rainâ?.
The end result ainât pretty. [...]















































































































