Megan Fox’s Rolling Stone Magazine Outtakes

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If you’re anything like us (i.e. you like amazingly hot chicks), then these outtakes from Megan Fox’s Rolling Stone magazine shoot will remind you why you wake up in the morning.

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I, Slut: Girl-on-Girl Name-Calling

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Ladies, gentlemen: I am a slut.

No two ways around it: I like sex. I like sex with lots of different people. I like sex in lots of different ways. I like talking about sex. I like writing about sex. So I go out, and I hook up, and I do not always stick around to cuddle. This doesn’t mean that I’m all messed up inside, or that I need men’s approval (if you look at my “to do” list, you’ll see that “caring about men’s approval” is on the bottom, directly beneath “personally oversee the freezing-over of Hell”), or that I can’t be faithful or intimate when I fall in looooove.

It’s tough to define my motives for sleeping around, but, if I had to make a guess, I think it might have something to do with the fact that I have a huge freaking pleasure center in my crotch, and it feels good when people touch it. So yeah: I’m a slut. I call myself a slut. I let my friends call me a slut. I even let my dude call me a slut, although that happens exclusively in bed. Read More »

High Noon Kama Sutra: The Side Dish

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‘Don’t let the name fool you - just like the deep dish, the upright position of her legs means she’ll enjoy an extra large potion. Grab her ankles for control and use her whimpers and moans to gauge your rhythm.’

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Car-ma Sutra: “In the Front Seat”

Today’s Topic: On the Hood

”If there’s anything better than sex in the car, it’s sex on the car. If you’re in the mood for some open air action, or want to put on a show for the rest of the folks in the parking garage, study these sex positions, lay your honey across the hood and start your engines.”

”Wraparound”

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”A classic car Kama Sutra pose. The woman sits on the hood, wraps her legs around the man’s waist and supports herself with her arms, leaning back. She can control the motion by thrusting with her pelvis, or pulling him towards her with her legs. She may also brace her feet on the car bumper on either side of him for better leverage.” Read More »