Loading ...You might have expected to see another SNL - Tina Fey - Sarah Palin sketch posted here this morning, but for my money Barky Bark and The Donkey Bunch stole last night’s show. I always wondered what Marky Mark would sound like talking to a goat and Andy Samberg nails it. “Say hi to your mother for me.”
Black Keys “I Got Mine” Video Will Rock Your A** Off
October 3, 2008 - 10:30 am
This Black Keys “I Got Mine” Video Will Rock Your A** Off!
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A Chat With WWE Diva And Playboy Covergirl Maria
June 23, 2008 - 2:15 pm
She’s made Ric Flair fall face first with a kiss, she has an irresistible smile, she cancan take body slams, and most importantly she loves babies and puppies. She’s none other then WWE Diva turned Playboy Covergirl, Maria Kanellis.
Maria won wrestling fans hearts with her ditzy personality (don’t let it fool you), long legs, green doe eyes that melt even the coldest heart, and her gestures of blowing kisses to the crowd. Maria was kind enough to take time out of her busy schedule to talk to COED about everything from wrestling, life, and Barry Manilow?! Read More »
Led Zeppelin Live in London
December 11, 2007 - 9:30 am
It’s been 17 years since Led Zeppelin last reunited for a one-off performance, and much has changed in the climate of popular rock. To “rawk” nowadays you must simply grumble in a faux-baritone while chugging guitars steady the pace until the chorus sends the entire affair into a loud, mid-tempo dirge. It’s a sad state of affairs in rock today if you’re not looking in the right places.
In Led Zeppelin’s heyday, the late John Bonham’s caveman stomp supplied the blueprint for every Bamm-Bamm inspired drummer; John Paul Jones anchored the band with seismic bass and keyboard accompaniment; Page’s riffs proved the theory of plate tectonics and Plant’s coyote howl could tear the pasties off a stripper. Yeah…Led Zep was (and is) pretty good.
If you’re gonna go big, you might as well go Zeppelin:
Cox Across America
December 4, 2007 - 3:45 pm
To promote his upcoming film, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, actor John C. Reilly will hit the road on a seven-date mini rock tour as his character, Dewey Cox.
Dewey Cox (Reilly) and his backing band, the Hard Walkers, will be playing such unknown hits as….well, there’s no way to tell exactly which songs Cox and Co. will play, but one can assume that select picks from the official soundtrack are expected. Cross your fingers for a scintillating rendition of “Let Me Hold You (Little Man).”
Bonus: every concert will show Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story before the jamming starts. What a night of festivities!
If you plan on purchasing tickets to this extraordinary event, they are being sold to members of the Dewey Cox Fan Club (yeah, I didn’t know it existed either) and given away through radio station promotions.
The tour kicks off at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland (obviously) before walking hard towards such cities as New York, L.A., San Francisco, Austin and Nashville.
If you’ve ever doubted the skills of C. Reilly, you’ll be hard pressed to criticize his gusto to rock as hard as he walks. Walk on, brother.
Miss Teen South Carolina: Miss Understood?
August 28, 2007 - 12:00 pm
After her less-than-stellar answer to a simple question concerning maps during the “Miss Teen USA” pageant Lauren Caitlin Upton appeared on the Today show to redeem herself.
Matt Lauer and Ann Curry, ever the defenders, hand-fed South Carolina’s finest cartographer her dignity by strategically answering the questions they asked before Upton had a chance to.
Curry: “…And it was the first time you had actually been on national television. Here you were competing and it was…it was…just one of those moments when you were asked this question…I’m sure everything came at you at once.”
Upton: “Yes. Everything did come at me at once.”
Moments later Lauer chimed in with an assist:
Lauer: “Please don’t let it get you down. I mean…and I know the fact that it’s on YouTube and a lot of people are watching it right now probably has to be a double-edged sword. On the one hand you think it’s kind of funny; on the other hand it’s not all that funny to you, is it?”
Upton: “Um, no, but then again looking back on it I am sitting here laughing at myself.”
Her answer mirrors Lauer’s 50/50 split of the incident being funny/not funny.
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