Reports are flowing in from overseas of a romantic liaison between 35-year-old actor Jude Law and 20-year-old model Lily Cole. Not only did snoops spot Cole leaving Law’s but–gasp–they were looking at each other!
From Welt.de:
Lily and Jude had gone to a romantic restaurant in London’s Covent Garden on Friday where they held hands and made it “obvious they were more than just friends”, according to onlookers.
One said: “Jude was keeping low-key. They were deep in conversation and making each other laugh. There was no blatant kissing but it was obvious they were more than just friends. Jude was being very affectionate and gazing into her eyes.
What are these people, adults? They’re gallivanting around like they have the right to have relationships like normal people. And to be honest, it makes us sick.
Fresh off her community service sentence in 2007 for beaming her maid’s face with a diamond incrusted blackberry, Naomi Campbell is back in the courthouse. Apparently, she unleashed the fury on a couple of people after an airline lost her bags.
The Supermodel has been sentenced to 200 hours of community service after pleading guilty to assaulting two police officers following an “air rage” incident at London’s Heathrow Airport…
Prosecutors described how Campbell kicked and spat at police, used foul language and accused airline personnel of racism after she was told that one of her bags had not been placed on the British Airways flight to Los Angeles on 3 April. The London-born model was also ordered to pay $400 to each of the police officers she attacked and $300 to Miles Sutherland, the captain of the British Airways plane she disrupted, in addition to a $4,600 fine.
The best part? As part of her last conviction, she was forced to attend anger management. Guess those didn’t really work out, huh?
In Led Zeppelin’s heyday, the late John Bonham’s caveman stomp supplied the blueprint for every Bamm-Bamm inspired drummer; John Paul Jones anchored the band with seismic bass and keyboard accompaniment; Page’s riffs proved the theory of plate tectonics and Plant’s coyote howl could tear the pasties off a stripper. Yeah…Led Zep was (and is) pretty good.
If you’re gonna go big, you might as well go Zeppelin:
Bruised and battered from a scuffle with her “husband” Blake Fielder-Civil, 23-year-old Winehouse looked very much the mess on London streets early Thursday morning. This is certainly one of those cases where even the paparazzi reveals a heart - if only after taking pictures of the bloodied-up couple.
With enough celeb sob-stories to muss over every minute of every day Winehouse’s fall from grace is the most distressing, as her rise to worldwide fame has given way to worldwide infamy in record time.
I sincerely hope that she finds some help from some of her real-life friends - not money-grubbing, tail-following scenesters.