If you take a look at our recent articles, you may have noticed us getting a bit, well, slap-happy. And why not: an orgasm is something we can all agree on, be it from hand or vagina.

And if you thought there was only one method to whacking it, you are denying yourself to a whole subculture of masturbatory methods. Spank site JackInWorld alone sports several techniques that I’ve never heard of, let alone attempted. So let’s collectively pull down our pants, close the shades, read the top techniques after the jump and rub one out, for posterity’s sake. Read More »

Since the beginning of the Catholic Church (at least…I suck at history), men have been hindered, ridiculed, shunned and bludgeoned for their masturbating escapades. But no more!

BBC News reports today that regular masturbation clears the man’s system of cancer-causing fluids, reducing the risk of prostate cancer.

From the article:

Australian researchers questioned over 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who had not about their sexual habits.

They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer.

The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s.

Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.

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I’ve went to the gym a total of four times in my entire life, and never plan on going again. I understand the act of great courage that goes into being overweight and exercising at the gym, in the public.

In my case, I can’t get over the fact that I feel like a total idiot next to ripped dudes that can bench my body weight with one arm tied behind their back.

So I stay at home, flabby in the mid-section, and play Guitar Hero III on Hard (not Expert…yet). That’s how I get my feeling of self-satisfaction.

The most recent innovation in exercising is Krankcycling, a form of working out that resembles mixing batter in a bowl. Johnny Goldberg (”Johnny G.” to the hip cats), who previously created Spinning, is the developer of this upper-body workout. It’s sure to do well in California, home of EZ-living gym rats looking for the next big trend in exercising. Read More »

Experts are saying that if you’re freeing willy numerous times a day, every day, you’ve got yourself a problem.

Now, we’ve been told that masturbation is natural and healthy, but too much of anything is not good. When done in an excessive and compulsive manner, choking your chicken may lead to psychological and physiological imbalances in your body.

We’re not jerking your chain (no pun intended).

According to AskMen.com, over-practiced masturbation can stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions. Such immoderate amounts of stimulation can result in an over-production of sex hormones causing a significant change in body chemistry.

The side effects aren’t pretty. They can manifest themselves as: fatigue, hair-loss, memory loss, blurred vision or testicular/groin pain.

On top of that, too much masturbation can lead to sexual exhaustion and the appearance of erectile dysfunction. That’s not a good thing for a guy who’s far from the average onset of these difficulties.

If you think you’re addicted to paddling your pickle, there are ways to beat it. Read More »

You know what’s so weird, yet so understandable? If a women gets caught masturbating with some wacky device most guys would say, “niiiiiice” and be turned on. Now, if a girl walked in on a sweaty dude huffing and puffing away, plugging some doll…well, it’s not exactly a turn-on, is it?

But wait, sex-starved fellas! Your time has come, for the Rubbot is here to prevent you from embarrassing “caught you!” masturbation moments (no it isn’t, and no it won’t).

The Rubbot, still under development, is basically a blue donut that you stick your wang in for pleasure - not embarrassing in the slightest, right? Using the Inch Worm Theory, the dirty donut (with a glory hole) uses a two-cam roller that creates a “rubbing” effect on the shaft of your staff. The Rubbot can provide maximum pleasure…if you’re not getting laid already, that is. Read More »