As if we needed any more reasons to regularly fondle ourselves, May is National Masturbation Month!

Something tells me you guys already know how to celebrate this properly, but if the ol’ wank-and-go won’t cut it for this special month, our friends at Fleshbot.com (mildly NSFW) have put together a nice round-up of all the masturbatory opportunities available to spice-up your “me-time” celebrations.

So, enjoy. (Just keep the excitement to yourself.)

Since the beginning of the Catholic Church (at least…I suck at history), men have been hindered, ridiculed, shunned and bludgeoned for their masturbating escapades. But no more!

BBC News reports today that regular masturbation clears the man’s system of cancer-causing fluids, reducing the risk of prostate cancer.

From the article:

Australian researchers questioned over 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who had not about their sexual habits.

They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer.

The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s.

Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.

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After reading this article from DivineCaroline.com about a girl who finds her boyfriend’s porn stash, we here at COED decided it’s time to give our side of the story.

The author discovers the dastardly evidence while “looking for Christmas presents for her boyfriend,” after which, she confronts the man with all the insecure girlfriend questions you might expect.

(From the article:)

• Are you doing this because you are unhappy sexually with us?
• Are there things you watch here that you want to do, but have been unable to initiate with me, don’t want to do with me, or that I do not inspire in you?
• Do you see me as your “wife type” and these are your “vixens” and the two are totally separate?
• Are you looking at young girls that would be considered illegal?
• Are you looking at gay sex with two men?

First of all, WTF?! “Vixens,” “illegal,” “gay sex!” Ladies, ladies, ladies. You need to relax. Every time I’ve heard this story, the girl has been “looking for Christmas presents,” finds porn, and proceeds to have a complete failure of character. Read More »

Guys in college are always looking for ways to make a quick buck. Unfortunately, balancing a part time job with classes and studying while maintaining a social life is not only difficult, but nearly impossible. What to do?

Fortunately, there are ways to avoid a long commute to employment. One can always make money on campus by running a gambling ring, or subjecting themselves to shock therapy as part of some professor’s experiment…or not.

There’s an easier and more fun way to make money, and all you need is your right hand man - your right hand. That’s right, gentlemen: sperm donation.

Perfect for college students needing some extra cash, sperm donation typically takes 15 minutes and pays by the sample. In other words, the more you wank is more money in the bank. The steps needed to donate sperm aren’t rigorous, but they do require some responsibility. If you figured waltzing into a sperm bank ready to jack it is all you need to do, you’re sorely mistaken. Read More »

Just when you thought it was safe to take a nap on a flight to L.A., some random guy has to shoot a load on your hair while you’re sleeping. Don’t you just hate when that happens?

A woman aboard American Airlines is suing them for $200,000 after employees failed to help when a male passenger sat next to her and masturbated into her hair while she slept. Read More »

Finally, technology with a point: After decades of waiting (and numerous hints towards its possibility via movies like Barbarella and Woody Allen’s Sleeper) science has taken a bold step forward in sexuality, coming close to controlling the human orgasm.

Dr. Stuart Meloy, a pain specialist in North Carolina, has concocted (be on the lookout for vague sexual innuendos from here on out) the Orgasmatron, a device that can stimulate pleasure through electrodes hitting the right spots. This. Is. Big. News. Read More »

Vagina in a Cup is not like D*** in a Box. It’s not a parody. In fact, it’s quite serious - if you consider sticking your dong in a cup a serious matter.

Produced by Tenga, a Japanese company (obviously), Vagina in a Cup is, well…I better let the fine folks at Tenga explain what it does:

“A deep ’sucking’ sensation made possible by a special structure. Special valves create a virtual vacuum inside the cup, to deliver an amazing sucking sensation. And, the unique pinched-in shape helps to achieve an unparalleled tightness. These advanced features combine with an arousing ’slurping’ sound and vibration to give you the feeling that you’re enjoying a real deep throat experience.”

These sex products get me so angry sometimes - not because of what they promise, but for my pride being too high to take the plunge and try them out. Read More »

Experts are saying that if you’re freeing willy numerous times a day, every day, you’ve got yourself a problem.

Now, we’ve been told that masturbation is natural and healthy, but too much of anything is not good. When done in an excessive and compulsive manner, choking your chicken may lead to psychological and physiological imbalances in your body.

We’re not jerking your chain (no pun intended).

According to AskMen.com, over-practiced masturbation can stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions. Such immoderate amounts of stimulation can result in an over-production of sex hormones causing a significant change in body chemistry.

The side effects aren’t pretty. They can manifest themselves as: fatigue, hair-loss, memory loss, blurred vision or testicular/groin pain.

On top of that, too much masturbation can lead to sexual exhaustion and the appearance of erectile dysfunction. That’s not a good thing for a guy who’s far from the average onset of these difficulties.

If you think you’re addicted to paddling your pickle, there are ways to beat it. Read More »

It’s been a solid thirty minutes since you set up shop at the library and somehow you can’t quite get past the first line of chapter one.

Your eyes have been wandering over to gaze at that hot babe in your American Lit class (Damn, she’s got nice pair of…arms), you’ve gotten up to use the bathroom about ten times and you’ve spent countless hours looking at pictures on scandalous Facebook groups.

We’ve seen it a thousand times and you know what it’s called: procrastination. Unfortunately, friends, we’re pretty much sabotaging ourselves.

Why? Two procrastination experts – yes, they study our laziness for a living – came up with a Top 10 list on why we procrastinate. But be forewarned: one of the psychologists is Canadian.

10. For 20 percent of the population, procrastination is a lifestyle. On college campuses, we thought 87 percent sounded more accurate, but we’re no psychologists.

9. Our culture doesn’t take procrastination as a serious problem. They say there’s more of it in the U.S. because we’re nice people and don’t call others out on their laziness. We believe the doctors have never visited New York City or driven through rush hour traffic in Los Angeles.

8. Procrastinators don’t necessarily have time-management problems but are far more optimistic about time than others. Read More »

You know what’s so weird, yet so understandable? If a women gets caught masturbating with some wacky device most guys would say, “niiiiiice” and be turned on. Now, if a girl walked in on a sweaty dude huffing and puffing away, plugging some doll…well, it’s not exactly a turn-on, is it?

But wait, sex-starved fellas! Your time has come, for the Rubbot is here to prevent you from embarrassing “caught you!” masturbation moments (no it isn’t, and no it won’t).

The Rubbot, still under development, is basically a blue donut that you stick your wang in for pleasure - not embarrassing in the slightest, right? Using the Inch Worm Theory, the dirty donut (with a glory hole) uses a two-cam roller that creates a “rubbing” effect on the shaft of your staff. The Rubbot can provide maximum pleasure…if you’re not getting laid already, that is. Read More »