Daily Links: Kelly Rowland is Hot!

Kelly Rowland

Kelly Rowland Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]

Paris Hilton is Orange [Just Jared]

Sara Varone: Hot Italian TV Host [COED]

Kid Makes Shot Of His Life - For Other Team [Busted Coverage]

Spring Break Planning Starts Now! [College Candy]

Moron hits power pole, knocks out Super Bowl to 8,300 homes [San Jose Mercury News]

Howie Long’s Big F*cking Head [Brahsome]

Check out the Giants fan in the back [Losers With Socks]

What The Hell Happened To Lindsay Lohan’s Face? [Hollywood Tuna]

Stevie Wonder Falls Down [IDLYITW]

The Conan O’Brien/Stephen Colbert Feud Gets Ugly! [Popoholic]

Marisa Miller has a Great As* [Grumpiest]

Maria Menounos @ MAXIM Magazine Super Bowl Party [Bastardly]

Daily Links: Packer Mobile

Packer Mobile

Packer Fan Finds New Use For Classic Cadillac Eldorado [Busted Coverage]

Louise Glover Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]

The Tom Petty Super Bowl song choices [Brahsome]

Shannon Moakler in Maxim Magazine [The Grumpiest]

Top 10 British Hotties of 2007 [Bright Black Internet]

Scientology is funnier than farts and erection jokes… here’s why [IDLYITW]

Who is the sexiest female on the planet? (on 205th)

12 Reasons Why Jason Garrett Is Staying With The Cowboys [Epic Carnival]

Eva Longoria sports spandex [Bastardly]

Heidi Montag: Please Date Me!

Heidi Montag Topless

The Hills‘ seductress Heidi Montag will grace the cover of Maxim Magazine (sans Spencer Pratt, thank the gods) in the upcoming February 2008 issue.

If you’re an avid user of COED you’ll know that I have a not-so-secret crush on Heidi Montag. She’s been twice featured as Miss COED and has many articles in the archives (written by me, of course) about how delicious her knockers look in a bikini.

As you will see in the following gallery featuring her Maxim pictures, Heidi has reached a new level of hotness - if she ever follows through on dumping Spencer she can email me and I will take her out for a steak dinner at Shenanigan’s. I’m a classy guy.

Heidi Montag topless Maxim gallery after the jump! Read More »