Loading ...And here it is, the racy picture of Mayor Carmen Kontur Gronquist in a black bra and panties that sent Arlington, Oregon residents into a tizzy:
Now let’s be as subjective as possible here, people.
Mayor Carmen Kontur Gronquist is 42-year-old mayor in a small town. I bet your mayor doesn’t look half as good as this. As a matter of fact, Gronquist looks pretty damn fine, considering. She’s hot in that local supermarket MILF kind of way. Read More »
Sam Adams (Boston, brewer) is angry at Sam Adams (Portland, candidate for Mayor) for using his/its/their likeness…in name.
Zac Efron to star alongside Mann in movie directed by Burr Steers of The L Word. Shooting fish in barrel just got a million-times easier.
Wanna pick up chicks? Buy this minivan.
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New trend: graffiti gone green.
To all horny teachers getting busted: wait until they graduate.
Halle Berry is looking mighty busty these days.
De Niro to return to his mafia roots.
No need to paraphrase: “Dolphins used to look like humans and lived in Atlantis”
Statistics show that most Latin-American countries rank highest in a worldwide poll for “personal satisfaction.” Hot weather, nachos, Corona and the hottest women in the world - yeah, I’d be pretty pumped about my life too. (Yahoo)
A teacher in Montclaire gives out homework assignments to his students’ parents on the regular. Start placing your bets now to see how long it will take for this smart-aleck teacher to be “involved in a scandal.” I say two weeks. (NY Times)
Woman gets sued for downloading 24 songs of KaZaa. She originally got charged for 25 songs, but even the RIAA doesn’t consider Nickelback music. (Duluth News)
“The Top Ten Rude Behaviors in the Workplace” (Hopkins)
After the Mayor of Atlantic City turns up missing for over a week, some random dude appoints himself Mayor. First action as Mayor: rename A.C. “Awesomeville.” (CBS3)
Guy gets a criminal record for yelling obscene remarks at his television. (The Sun)
Custom officers find a bunch of ecstasy stuffed inside a Mr. Potato Head. (AFP)
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! We don’t need no water let the motherf***er burn! Burn motherf***er, burn! (Boston Globe)
Actual headline: “Leapfrogging Mayor Bruises Tomato.” (BBC News)
Grandpa’s got major karate skills. (10 TV)
Hey ladies: imagine your man saying “don’t worry sweetie, I’m on the pill” right before you go at it. Yeah, we can’t either. (MSNBC)
A man in Cambridge, Massachusetts has taken the phrase “time is money” to a whole new level. (Boston News)
Redneck romance: man paints wedding proposal on his demolition derby car. (Yahoo)
Mayor Bloomberg thinks it’s “ridiculous” that people would criticize surveillance cameras watching your every move. I couldn’t agree more with Mr. Bloomberg; the average American could sure use some privacy-killing paparazzi in their lives. (NY Daily)
And you thought teenage girls lived at the Mall. (ABC)
