I am tired of Christy Brinkley. Yes, she is a MILF, but I am sick of her press conferences. She had a press conference on the fact that her husband liked porn. If that was news worthy info, every wife in the world would hold a press conference - weekly. Oh wait, there’s more, he also loves 18 year old girls. Uh…ummm…ok…I think there’s a club of us like that.

Christy dumped the PianoMan, she should be happy we still like looking at pix of her old ass. What really gets me, is that she wanted this to be a public divorce. Her porn-loving husband (I am with you brother) wanted to just make it a private matter, she gets all her money, whatever house she wants, and they mutually split assets in her favor. That was too civil for Ms. Brinkley, so now she is dragging her family through every tabloid that is tired of writing about Brangelina.

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The New York Post has unleashed new pictures of Gov. Spitzer’s hooker ladyfriend, Ashley Dupre. Along with the new pictures was a pretty hilarious quote from the discussion board:

“She is 22 and young. Wait till she is 32. Her body will sag and look old for abusing her body at at young age. She is not a star, actress, model or singer. She is simply a Hooker! Get it! A Hooker! Don’t act like she is all that and more.”

Although correct about the hooker part I’d say there’s a good chance Ashley will be hot well into her 50’s. For definitive evidence, flip through the new Post pictures and take a look at her mom. She’s a MILF in every sense of the word!

Money, fame, a new record deal, eternal good looks - talk about f*cking your way to the top. Mama must be proud.