Romney To Be McCains VEEP
Sen. John McCain will choose businessman
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.

“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.

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Miss COED: Janis, Florida Gulf Coast U.’09

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When Janis isn’t studying marketing at Florida Gulf Coast University, she’s persuing a modeling career, having recently been featured in an FHM photoshoot. And now she’s today’s Miss COED! Sounds like marketing’s going to have to wait…

Check out Janis’ Miss COED gallery after the jump! Read More »

Clooney Dumps Sarah Larson: A-List Buddy Pass Revoked

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Housewives rejoice. George Clooney has kicked former Vegas party-girl, Sarah Larson to the curb, effectively revoking her year-long buddy pass on the A-list. So, before David Spade laps up Clooney’s sloppy seconds and Ms. Larson inks a reality deal with the SOAP Network, we thought we’d pay homage to Sarah Larson’s tedious 15 minutes in the spotlight.

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COED Remembers: Sarah Larson’s Candid Party Pics after the jump. Read More »

Victoria’s Secret Promo Starring Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio

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Victoria’s Secret Promo Starring Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio [NSFW Ads]

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Petra Nemcova Parties with Brad Pitt

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Eagle Eye Trailer

Hottest UMass Student - Ever!

T.I. Explains Firearms Bust

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There’s Nothing Sexual About These Photos

Sexy AND Smart = Eternally Single?

Tree Knockout

Best Buy Salesman Has Dance-Off With Customers

Soccer Ball To The Nuts & Face

How I Killed a Guy: A True Story

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The whole mess started on a regular workday—computer, phone, cubicle, all that. I had a new employee, “Tiff,” who I had to start training that morning. “Whoopee!” I thought sarcastically, leaning back my chair. Then she walked in.

About six-feet tall, great body, ok grill-piece–but her curves smoothed over any visible flaws. Like every girl in NYC who’s six-feet tall, she was an “aspiring model.”

Less than 15 minutes after I started training her, she pops a flash drive into my computer, with over 100 pictures of her in sexy lingerie, some spread shots. All amateur, but not bad to look at–and NFSW, any way you put it. Read More »

Miss COED: Sophie Monk

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You’ve seen Australian hottie Sophie Monk in Date Movie and Click, but most recently she has been in the news for her relationship(s).

In February 2008 Monk and her fiancée of nearly 2 years Benji Madden from Good Charlotte split up. He is now dating herpes bandit Paris Hilton and she is linked to multi-millionaire and omnipresent Hollywood talking head Ryan Seacrest.

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Check out Sophie Monk’s Miss COED gallery after the jump! Read More »

7PM Suicide Girl: Dii

dii.jpgDii Suicide
Age 20
Location California

Into:
Tattoos & piercings, Rock N’ Roll,
music, fashion, eating, sleeping
naked, make-up, good people,
pin-up girls and classic cars,

Makes her happy:
People who enjoy being a piggy
piggy with me, being nerdy,
people who make me laugh,
my black boots and creepers,
(I LOVE BOOBS!!!! don’t ask),

Makes her sad:
Being lonely, paying the bills,
anyone who’s a liar or cheater

Fave Bands:
Caliban, Rise Against
Misfits, The 69 Eyes
H.I.M, Guns N’ Roses
Bullet For My Valentine
Dropkick Murphys
Old Killswitch Engage
Cranberries

Fave Films:
Sid and Nancy, Dirty Love
True Romance, Labyrinth
Crybaby, The Goonies
Interview With The Vampire
30 Days of Night
PORN!!!!!

Check out Dii’s complete Suicide Girl Profile

7PM Suicide Girl: Ay

ay1.jpgAy Suicide
Age 21
Location Italy

Into:
Cinema cinema cinema
cinema cinema cinema
cinema, art in general,
japan kistch style

Not Into:
Things that are not
Artful.

Fave Movies:
Too many to list

Fave TV Shows:
Lost lost lost lost lost
Sex and the City

Fave Music:

See Movies

Check out Ay’s complete Suicide Girl Profile

7PM Suicide Girl: Murasaki

murasaki1.jpgMurasaki Suicide
Age 21
Location Michigan

Into:

Gothic Lolita, Victorian era,
make-up, concerts, history,
clubs, photography, and art.
I also like industrial things,
abandoned buildings.

Makes her happy:
Having fun, dressing up,
spending time with the
people I have fun with.

Makes her sad:

Being alone, or hurt.

Fave Bands:

Marilyn Manson
Nine Inch Nails
Skinny Puppy
Ministry
Rammstein
And One

Fave Films:
Transpotting
Gummo, May
SLC Punk
Koyaanisqatsi
Party Monster
A Clockwork Orange
Caberet
Mirror Mask
Pink Flamingos

Check out Murasaki’s complete Suicide Girl Profile

7PM Suicide Girl: Cianna

cianna.jpgCianna Suicide
Age 21
Location Ontario, Canada

Into:
Pretty boys and some
girls mainly pretty things,

Not Into:
Meaning people, the color
red or blue, bugs, insomnia

Makes her happy:
The summer time, fun time
with fun friends, treats,
surprises, weed

Makes her sad:

The winter time, insomnia,
sick people, insomnia,

Fave Bands:

Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley
Jack Johnson, Marilyn Manson
Rhianna, Coldplay, Matisyahu
Rob Zombie, Tokyo Police Club
Jack Johnson

Fave Films:
Hostel
Requiem for a Dream
Spun
Party Monster
Basketball Diaries
Hills Have Eyes

Check out Cianna’s complete Suicide Girl Profile

7PM Suicide Girl: Abbiss

abbiss.jpgAbbiss Suicide
Age 21
Location Belgium

Into:
Myself, superficiality,
egocentrism, narcissism

Not into:

YOU

Makes me happy:
Having orgasms

Makes me sad:

Not having orgasms

Hobbies:
Sex, modelling, traveling,
studying languages, …

5 things i can’t live without:

Air, food, water, sun, sex,
love, my wardrobe, my phone,
discoveries, and so on…
You said 5??

Vices:
Venality, superficiality,
egocentrism, narcissism

Check out Abbiss’ complete Suicide Girl Profile