Good news: eBay user “Petere92346″ sells an unopened bottle of “allsop’s [sic] arctic ale.full and corked with a wax seal” (produced in 1852) for over $300 bucks! Bad news (for Petere92346): buyer “Collectordan” resells unopened bottle of “Museum Quality ALLSOPP’S ARCTIC ALE 1852 SEALED/FULL!!” for over $500,000. Lesson learned: grammar pays. (Greatblogabout)

Mo’ money mo’ problems indeed as the world’s biggest money-makers shake in their collective 24-karat gold alligator boots. (Reuters)

Former Red Sox All-Star Jose Offerman pleads not guilty to charges of assault with a baseball bat. Problem is, those pesky videos, photos and thousands of witnesses say otherwise. (WBZTV)

The World’s Wildest Delicacies aka The Worst Food of All Time. (Times Online)

Pravda states that sex “treats hangovers, painful menstruations and [the] common cold.” So the next time your girlfriend is hungover, on the rag and sick offer her sex - how could she resist? (Pravda)