How to Create the Ultimate Bachelor Pad

October 9, 2008 - 12:30 pm , By COED Staff

How do you create the ultimate bachelor pad so a lady - or possibly many ladies - will come through and not be turned off by the fact that you live in your own sh*t.

The most important things to keep in mind when designing your bachelor pad are: YOU must be comfortable there. A WOMAN should not be uncomfortable there. It should reveal your PERSONALITY. It should be a FUNCTIONAL place to live. It should look like a MAN lives there.

Whether your pad passes the lady’s “test” or not could be the difference between heart-pounding success and mind-numbing failure. Of course, certain things are obvious and go without saying - such as your place should be clean, neat, and smell-free (or preferably smell good). However, keep in mind that it should look “lived in” and not like you just spent six hours cleaning it before she came over. You want her to be “impressed” but also comfortable.

Check out How to Create the Ultimate Bachelor Pad after the jump! Read More »

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Black Keys “I Got Mine” Video Will Rock Your A** Off

October 3, 2008 - 10:30 am , By COED Staff

This Black Keys “I Got Mine” Video Will Rock Your A** Off!

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Pirating Is Cool Again! Pimp Your iPod For Free Using YouTube

September 15, 2008 - 5:15 pm , By Steve - Seton Hall University

So you’re tired of spending your valuable bucks on $.99 downloads from the iTunes store? Me too! (Stupid economy…) MySpace Music Store is set to launch later this week, but even there you’re going to have to pay close to $1 per song.

Lemme throw this controversial questions up against the wall - what happened to good ole pirating? I miss the days where I could jack the equivalent of $500 worth of music in one sitting - for free!

Well, screw you, Steve Jobs and your DRM protected music, I’m not putting up with it anymore.

Fortunately, in my endless hours of surfin’ the net I ran into a secret website (that probably isn’t so secret) that allows you to convert YouTube videos into MP3’s. The sound quality is outstanding, it takes only a matter of seconds and it’s 100% free.

Here’s how you do it: Read More »

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Let’s All Screw America Up Even More!: Why Free Downloads Suck

September 11, 2008 - 4:45 pm , By Charlie - John Tyler Community College

Okay, so a monk walks into a Best Buy. This isn’t a joke.

He buys three CDs, eight movies, two computer games, Adobe Illustrator CS3, the entire X-Files series, Microsoft Office Professional, and Rosetta Stone v3, so he can learn Swahili to communicate with his half-sister. The cost of all that? Easily over $2,500. Two weeks ago he bought Autodesk Maya Unlimited for his son who just got into graphic design–that was over $5,000.

Well guess what? He could have gotten all that in about two days or less for free. It’s all about the torrents–transferable pieces of data (like on Limewire, kids)  that anyone with a computer and the Internet can access, click on, and wait for a few hours (or even minutes) to download. Literally type, click, and wait. Music, games, movies, applications, books, porn–you name it, it’s there. For free.

Now. What is wrong with this picture? You tell me. Limewire’s legal. uTorrent’s legal. Azureus is legal. Think about it for a minute. I could get all those things in an hour or two while I go to the gym or go to school or sleep. When I get back: TADA! Read More »

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Throwing Fire

September 1, 2008 - 10:35 am , By COED Staff

Ronald Jenkees might look like your average YouTube geek, but he’s got more than just silly antics up his sleeve. This clip is a live production of his song “Throwing Fire.” Based on his hat, it at first seems like it’s just going to suck. Then he throws in the hook (and the fire), and the funk begins. Happy Labor Day! Enjoy…

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Beneath The Scene: Meg & Dia

August 28, 2008 - 4:30 pm , By Devon--UCLA

Here at COED, we like to collect the dirt. Mind you, the dirt doesn’t have to be a ‘bad’ thing, per se, it just has to be the information that you probably did not know lying beneath the scene of the music industry. The dirt we found for today’s beneath the scene, however, is pretty freakin’ filthy.

THE BAND: Meg & Dia
HOMETOWN: Draper, Utah
MEMBERS: Sisters, Meg and Dia Frampton.
THEIR DEAL: These sisters are cute as hell. They’ve got catchy little songs and sweet lyrics to go along with their adorable songs. So let’s get back to the ‘these sisters are cute as hell’ part. I mean, they’re pretty smokin’. But what’s really hot about them is the word on the street that they have no sexual standards. I mean NONE.

Now I’m all about free love, but according to insiders, Meg and Dia give the concept a whole new twist. People who know the girls best are talking and here’s what they’re saying: Sure, they’ll screw around with the boys in bands that they tour with. And everyone else, too. That means you, fans! Are we gonna complain about that? Hell no. But we just thought we’d let you know.

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Beneath the Scene: 3OH!3

August 14, 2008 - 12:35 pm , By Devon--UCLA

THE BAND: 30H!3

HOMETOWN: Boulder, Colorado

MEMBERS: Sean Foreman, Nathaniel Motte

THEIR DEAL: These two guys from Colorado have girls sweating everywhere, especially at the hot and sticky Vans Warped Tour this summer, which they’re co-headlining. Their rap/rock mix attracts a diverse crowd and their messed-up lyrics are going to be a bad influence on kids everywhere. With label backing and tens of thousands of Myspace hits per day, you could definitely say they’re blowin’ up.

THE DIRT: Word on the street is that these dudes made 3OH!3 as a total joke. Rumors are flying backstage that they’re  “real” musicians who made a catchy band that they know is bad, just to get famous. And to get chicks. Which they are getting, all the F’ing time. See what guys will do to get laid?

Richman - 3OH!3

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Playlist: NME’s 25 Bands Making America Cool Again

August 4, 2008 - 1:15 pm , By Steve Geb

Over the past decade American music has really gone down the shitter.

When the rest of the world thinks of American music, instead of Hendrix, Nirvana, or Notorious B.I.G., BSB, Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus. But no more!

NME just ranked the “25 Bands Making America Cool Again,” proof that we are not destined for musical suckatude for eternity.

* Bands not included in our mix (follow link to watch their videos) Holy Ghost Revival, Grace Jones, TheDeathSet, Iglu and Hartly

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