Mars Lander Finds Ice On Mars! News Leaked On Twitter

“Are you ready to celebrate?  Well, get ready: We have ICE!!!!! Yes, ICE, *WATER ICE* on Mars!  w00t!!!  Best day ever!!” the Mars Phoenix Lander tweeted at about 5:15 pm.
You got that right, NASA scientists announced the best possibility of finding life on another planet–F’ing Martians–through Twitter, according to Wired.com. The news comes after photographic [...]

Hey Gang…Let’s Condense Some Movies!

Tired of watching full movies? Wanna cut right to the chase and find out what happens in the end so you can have intellectual convos with your friends about how amazing Gary Busey’s hair looked in Rookie of the Year? With the help of Movie-a-Minute we will give you a few condensed versions of your [...]

Drunk Astronauts Give New Meaning to AirSick Bags

In the wonderful world (bubble) of a college student, it seems very little can be accomplished without an adequate “pregameâ€? beforehand. It’s common to hear exchanges like,“Wanna go bowling tonight?â€?
“Dude yea! Let’s pregame!â€?
“We should go see that new horror flick guys.â€?
“Hell yea, but it’ll be ten times scarier if we smoke the herb first!â€?
“Putt Putt?â€?
“Tequila!â€?
So [...]

Space Station Retrospection…

Was this f’ing thing made as an 8th grade science project?
I mean, dude, over $100 Billion spent world-wide on this thing and 1 game of mine sweeper throws the whole thing off – WTF?! I can do 3 word docs, YouTube, a [...]

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