“In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else [...]
Pee Wee Prepping His Next Adventure?
December 11, 2007 - 2:00 pm
There’s a short list for franchises yet to be plundered by Hollywood studios, let alone ones of high quality and deserving of being resuscitated by the right people. If there’s one franchise (and character) that could be revived and retain its vibe in a new film it would be Pee-Wee Herman.
In an interview with MTV [...]
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The Daily Shocker: Sam Adams Mad at Sam Adams
October 25, 2007 - 4:00 pm
Sam Adams (Boston, brewer) is angry at Sam Adams (Portland, candidate for Mayor) for using his/its/their likeness…in name.
Zac Efron to star alongside Mann in movie directed by Burr Steers of The L Word. Shooting fish in barrel just got a million-times easier.
Wanna pick up chicks? Buy this minivan.
VIDEO: Are you bad at both internets? Gabe [...]
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Jessica Alba (and Ass) Star in “The Eye”
October 17, 2007 - 12:30 pm
The ass-tastic Jessica Alba plays a vision-impaired violinist in The Eye who gets her vision back via a cornea transplant…only for her eyes to deceive her and show horrific instances from the prior eyeball-owner’s life! It’s a remake of a 2002 film made in Hong Kong titled Gin Gwai.
Yeah it sounds kinda lame (like her [...]
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Teaser Trailer for Will Ferrell’s New Movie, “Semi-Pro”
October 12, 2007 - 2:15 pm
Short and oh-so-sweet:
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Tarantino to Direct Swedish Soft-Core Flick
September 24, 2007 - 11:00 am
Upon the arrival of Death Proof on DVD Director Quentin Tarantino was interviewed by the London Telegraph; he spilled the beans on his next project(s).
The decade-long-delayed World War II project (tentatively titled Inglorious Bastards; tentatively starring Michael Madsen) will most likely see the light of day first, but QT has another genre revival waiting in [...]
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Timberlake, Alba in Myers’ “The Love Guru”
August 23, 2007 - 11:00 am
Canadian funnyman Mike Myers’ latest creation, The Love Guru, has officially signed on the talents of Justin Timberlake. Myers previously worked with JT in Shrek the Third, where the reigning King of Pop played king-in-waiting Artie Pendragon.
The Love Guru will be Myers’ first live-action film since the monumental flop Dr. Seuss’ The Cat in the [...]
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