Forever On Top: Michael Strahan Staying In Retirement

In the wake of Osi Umenyiora’s season-ending knee surgery, the best news for Giants fans is that Michael Strahan is staying put in retirement.  Why, do you ask?  Because Strahan was a warrior for the Giants over his prolific 15-year career, and he deserves that his final chapter be written with its current fairy tale ending.  He went out healthy, he went out respected, and most importantly, he went out a champion.

Strahan’s leadership will sorely be missed in New York, but now is the time for Eli Manning to take the reins of the franchise. Eli’s fourth quarter in Super Bowl 42 demonstrated that not only is he capable, but also he is ready. Read More »

BREAKING: Michael Strahan Hangs It Up After 15 Years With The Giants

michael strahan retire

Big news in the football world: SI reports that “Seven-time Pro Bowl defensive end Michael Strahan is retiring after a 15-year career, capped by a Super Bowl title with the New York Giants in February.”

Find out the breaking details at Sports Illustrated

Check out video of Michael Strahan kicking Tom Arnold’s a– after the jump! Read More »

Super Bowl Commercials: Highs and Lows

Super Bowl XLII ads

While Super Bowl XLII was a helluva game in every respect, the commercials during each break (of which there were billions) either left something to be desired, or, to put it bluntly, sucked. This was easily one of the worst years for Super Bowl ads. I mean, how can one spend a cool $2.7 million and still get the quality and creativity displayed in the majority of these messes?

The biggest disappointment in this year’s ad-wars was the creative team over at Anheuser-Busch. We leaked the details on their commercials a week before they aired, and they sounded pretty funny. Of course, if you viewed them during the game, you know otherwise. Buds’ entries were bland and hokey with played-out stereotypes galore (not to mention starring Carlos Mencia in one entry).

Still, a few commercials cut through the suck, putting the others to shame. Read More »

Daily Links: Kendra Wilkinson Wants To Play Ball

Kendra Wilkinson Wants To Play Ball

Kendra Wilkinson Wants To Play Ball [Hollywood Tuna]

David Tyree and Eli Manning Have Happy Ending [Busted Coverage]

Hooking up with a Friend’s Co-worker: Not the Best Idea [College Candy]

Gisele Bundchen Naked in Mid-Town Manhattan!? [Egotastic]

Wake Up with Jessica Burciaga [Barstool Sports]

Could the Writers’ Strike Be Over Soon? [EW]

Extremely Hot Jennifer Walcott Lingerie Pictures [Grumpiest]

Top 5 Super Bowl Commercials [Yahoo]

E*TRADE Superbowl Commercial [Just Jared]

10 Things We Learned from Super Bowl XLII [ESPN]

Victoria’s Secret “What is Sexy?” Super Bowl Party [Popohoilc]

Ali Larter is the girl from Varsity Blues [Bastardly]

Tom Brady Gets A Marriage Proposal

Tom Brady must feel pretty damn lucky. He has a hot, sexy girlfriend, and he’s about to win the Super Bowl - plus he has Inez Gomez Mont trying to get a different kind of ring on his finger.

But which finger, ESPN?


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Bud Has Seven Ads in Stable For Super Bowl

Budweiser

Anheuser-Busch has a penchant for running absurd ads during the Super Bowl, and this year they’re trotting out seven commercials - six for Bud Light, one for Budweiser.

WTOP has posted the breakdowns for five of the Anheuser-Busch TV spots; read about the suds (and ever-so-slight spoilers) after the jump. Read More »

Miss COED: Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Miss COED

Gisele is Tom Brady’s sex toy; every New York Giants fan around hopes she will successfully pull a Jessica Simpson and break her man’s concentration leading up to the big game on February 3rd.

View Gisele’s Miss COED Gallery

It’s About Tynes: Giants Defeat Packers in Overtime

New York Giants

NY Giants head to the Super Bowl after defeating Green Bay Packers 23 - 20 in overtime [ESPN]

Fergie Has More Crotch Problems [IDLYITW]

The Skanks Of Sundance [DListed]

Robber Gets Balls Busted [WJNO]

Video: Tyra Banks asks Hillary Clinton About Bill’s Infidelity [Red Lasso]

Who Wants To Be An Adriana Lima Leg Rubber? [Bastardly]

Biggest NFL Distractions Leading To The Superbowl

superbowl distraction

With the writers’ strike going on for a veritable eternity, the NFL stepped in to supply us with enough drama and distractions that my girlfriend actually didn’t mind watching SportsCenter. Who was beating a hooker this week? Which QB was impregnating a super model today? What did Jessica Simpson do to fu** up my Fantasy Football team now?

The questions and drama were endless, but while NFL players were crashing million dollar cars and re-enacting “1 girl, no cup,” we took the time to point out a few of the most impactful. Read More »

Manning Brother’s “DSRL” Oreo Commercial

Manning DSRL Oreo Comemrcial

The Manning brothers have a new commercial for “Double Stuffed” Oreo’s. It’s going to be a hit.

Check it out after the jump! Read More »