Let Leinart Start Games, Warner Bag Groceries

The Arizona Cardinals are going to enter the 2008 NFL season with the ancient former grocery-bagger Kurt Warner as their starting quarterback, despite having the talented and expensive former first round pick Matt Leinart chilling on the pine.

Leinart started the first five games of 2007 before suffering a fractured collarbone against the St. Louis Rams.  However, Leinart is back and healthy this preseason - yet the powers that be are handing the team back over to Warner. Read More »

Forever On Top: Michael Strahan Staying In Retirement

In the wake of Osi Umenyiora’s season-ending knee surgery, the best news for Giants fans is that Michael Strahan is staying put in retirement.  Why, do you ask?  Because Strahan was a warrior for the Giants over his prolific 15-year career, and he deserves that his final chapter be written with its current fairy tale ending.  He went out healthy, he went out respected, and most importantly, he went out a champion.

Strahan’s leadership will sorely be missed in New York, but now is the time for Eli Manning to take the reins of the franchise. Eli’s fourth quarter in Super Bowl 42 demonstrated that not only is he capable, but also he is ready. Read More »

Bad Education: Worst Colleges in America

Bad Education: Worst Colleges in America

Happily, many of life’s decisions are reversible. Shoplifting misdemeanors can be expunged, Crocs can be incinerated, and tribal tattoos can be removed.

But, alas, you can’t unflash your tits. And your alma mater is forever.

Take it from us: The decision you make as a 17-year-old will haunt you for the rest of your life. Luckily, we’re here to help. Every September suburban mailboxes across the nation are stuffed with earnest periodicals that rank academia’s most elite institutions. But it’s not much of a challenge to identify America’s best colleges. For millions of students whose SAT results place them south of Stanford, identifying the worst colleges seems like a far more valuable service.

Our annual college survey is an exhaustive, semiscientific guide to the most substandard schools in America, incorporating statistics on academics, graduation rates, and student life from a diverse array of sources, including the Princeton Review, U.S. News & World Report, and the U.S. Department of Education. [Radar]

Explaining the New College Football Clock Rules

Last year the average college game lasted 3 hours and 21 minutes. Many televised games went well over four hours. Compare that with the NFL timing system where virtually every televised game ends between 2:55 and 3:05. So the college football overlords have devised a new system modeled on the NFL system. What they haven’t done, unfortunately, is replace the biggest issue: a 20 minute halftime for colleges vs. a 12 minute halftime for the NFL. Nevertheless these new clock rules replace the disastrous changes from the 2006 season which were scrapped after only a year. If you recall, those idiotic moves included starting the clock on kickoffs and beginning the play clock on a change of possession. Confused? Here’s a short tutorial. [Deadspin]

28 Most Cliche Dorm Room Posters

As long as there have been dorm rooms, there have been dorm room posters. Some of these posters have more staying power than others, however, and many of them have grown to be so popular that it’s literally impossible to visit a college campus without seeing them.

If you’ve ever visited someone at school, you have probably seen most or all of the posters that follow. [College Happens]

Want A Brett Favre #4 Jets Jersey?

Brett Favre is a New York Jet. Weird to say, right?! I can’t believe it either.

At this moment, one of the hardest items to obtain on the Internet is a customized Brett Favre #4 New York Jets jersey.

Information Week is reporting demand for the elusive jersey has been so strong, the blitz has crashed the New York Jets team store.

If you don’t believe the price gouging has gotten out of control check eBay — have fun spending $100+ chief!

So you want to obtain a Brett Favre #4 New York Jets jersey at a reasonable cost? Well, we got your back!

Pick up your Brett Favre #4 New York Jets jersey here!

Broadway Brett: Jets Land Most Famous Player Since Namath

Broadway Brett: Jets Land Most Famous Player Since Namath

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COED Presents: 10 Things Guys Hate About Sports

Sports are arguably too important in the average guy’s life. Guys are the ones arguing against that point. Sports cause guys to skip family events and work obligations for meaningless mid-season games and preseason action. Yet there is the negative half of sports; the kinds of things that make the average guy cringe at when he spends his average 60 hours a week “with” his favorite teams. Now there can be a number of things guys hate about sports, but I thought I’d come up with just a few:

Check out Top 10 Things Guys Hate About Sports after the flip! Read More »

OMG! Brett Favre Jst Txt Me!!!

This nonsense with Brett Favre has GOT to stop. Every morning, I wake up to Mike and Mike on ESPN2 HD (bitches!), and for the past five and a half years I’ve had to listen to them fawn over each and every move this sub-par dude makes. This guy’s pulling a Ross Perot/Michael Jordan times eighty, playing with the emotions of not only Packers fans but the entire GD NFL and, yes, maybe even the universe. Saturn even called, it’s lost like 8 rings from the stress.Favre’s latest maneuver–a text message to a Packers exec who happened to be on vacay–was national headline news for several days. DAYS! HEADLINE NEWS! LOUD NOISES!

First of all, when did Brett morph into a 15 year old girl on her period? Second, since when did text messaging get treated like legitimate news? This is f**king high school gossip! This would cause major waves if it was a sorority board meeting but cripes and crackers, it’s a damn NFL “legend” who’s traded quips with Warren Sapp and once had a mysterious orb-shaped egg thing protruding from his rib cage for an entire season. This is a guy who lost his father then went out and torched the Raiders. I couldn’t even brush my teeth after my dad passed…gas. Read More »

Brett Favre to Retire After 17 Years

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Brett Favre has ended the speculation. Sports Illustrated is reporting that Favre has decided to retire after having what could be considered a “career year,” in which he broke several NFL records.

FOX Sports first reported Tuesday that the Green Bay Packers quarterback informed the team in the last few days. ESPN.com said that according to Favre’s agent the quarterback told coach Mike McCarthy of his decision.

Don’t be surprised in you go to the bars tonight and see several men drowning their overwhelming sadness over pints of Old Milwaukee.

COED Presents: Cheerleaders of the 2008 NFL Playoffs

NFL Cheerleaders

The 2007-2008 NFL season will conclude this Sunday with Super Bowl XLII between the New York Giants and New England Patriots. To commemorate the event in style COED Presents: The Cheerleaders of the 2008 NFL Playoffs.

Cheerleaders of the 2008 NFL Playoffs galleries after the jump! Read More »

Bud Has Seven Ads in Stable For Super Bowl

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Anheuser-Busch has a penchant for running absurd ads during the Super Bowl, and this year they’re trotting out seven commercials - six for Bud Light, one for Budweiser.

WTOP has posted the breakdowns for five of the Anheuser-Busch TV spots; read about the suds (and ever-so-slight spoilers) after the jump. Read More »