Daily Links: 5 Women We’re Not Supposed to Want (But Do)

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5 Women We’re Not Supposed to Want (But Do) [Maxim]

Jessica Alba’s Big Ol’ Pregnant Boobs [Grumpiest]

Gisele Bundchen’s Victoria’s Secret Return Rejected [Pop Crunch]

Life’s Moral Questions answered by Nip/Tuck [Buge Hoobs]

Melissa Haro - 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [Bastardly]

Jordan Slips a Nipple [IDLYITW]

Crime Rate Drops After Kate Moss Moves Into Neighborhood [Holy Moly]

So You Have A Problem With Strip Clubs? [College Candy]

James Wilke is Bubble Boy [Just Jared]

First-Time Beer Bonger Wraps Her Lips Around Hose [Busted Coverage]

I Do Not Need To Know About Star Jones’ Vagina [Dlisted]

The Daily Shocker: Puppy Love

Daily Shocker dog man love

Believed to be cursed for his murderous act of stoning two dog’s boning in his rice field, an Indian dude marries a dog to end the curse.

Nip/Tuck is going downtown.

VIDEO: this PC-powered car brings a whole new meaning to “powered Windows.”

It’s better to have your PC toasted than fried.

Weezer announces release date for sixth album, which not only is titled as lazy as their last record, but will be released on April 22. Wow…thanks for the half-year-early update, guys.

You know those messages on bathroom walls that say “If you’re looking for a good time call Gina”? You’re not supposed to really call them looking for a good time.