Move to Japan: Erika Sato

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 Move to Japan: Erika Sato

Jim Carey Is Weird, Gets Hot Chicks

Jeff Van Gundy’s Really Bad Day

Surprise!: Tara Reid Is Drunk

Happy Belated Canada Day

Your Last Will & Testement

Women Hate Peter Pan

Ashley Tisdale Owns a Nice Bikini

It’s Game Time! (NSFW, but it’s Sunday, so f**K it.)

They Said What ?!

Politicians Are “Down” These Days

Politicians Are “Down” These Days

Asylum Warns Of Tailgate Decline

Jessica Alba Gives Birth

Sunburn: A Cautionary Tale

Guess That Sexy Hollywood Belly Button

Abby Clancy Topless Beach Pics

How To Breakup With Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend

The Best Boobs On The AVP Volleyball Tour

How Does Dr. Dre Feel About This?

Nature Is PISSED!

Jailbait Alert!

Funny Soccer Goal

Things to Say to Get the Bartender to Pour You One More

Brody Jenner’s Girlfriend is a Smoke-show [NSFW ads]

Bikini Streakers

According to Genesis: 100 Hottest Women In Porn

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Sure Maxim’s annual Hot 100 list is fun for a quick flip-through in the sh*tter, but it a lacks a certain something…Oh yeah, hardcore nudity!

Well, luckily for us all, the good people at Genesis have published their Porn’s Hot 100 XXX Star “It” List. Genesis picked the order based on “the opinion of our staff and some select industry insiders,” says their Website. I’m not exactly sure what “insider” means in the porn industry, but it’s probably coming from someone close to the, um, action.

Of course, a lot of the big names made the list. Terra Patrick came in at number two! Jenna Jameson, on the other hand, just barely squeaked by, landing the #100 slot. I guess drugs and eating disorders aren’t the miracle career-builder we thought…

Check out a pictorial tribute to the Top 10 at Fleshbot, here! [Very NSFW] And see who made the rest of the list at Genesis, here.

Vote on who you think should make porn’s Top 10 Hottest after the jump! Read More »

Gene Simmons Sex Tape Leaked

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Genesecret.com has leaked a sex tape of Kiss frontman Gene Simmons with Elsa, a spokesmodel for Frank’s Energy Drink (yeah, I’ve never heard of it either).

The website, which seems to be temporarily unavailable or too busy (”try again in a few moments” my a**) is based out of Panama; we have no idea how (or why) they have this tape in their possession, or if the man is even Gene Simmons. Sporting a t-shirt and no pants as he lays pipe to the Austrian model (classy), the guy does look like the katana-tongued rock star, but I’m still not 100% sold.

Genesecret.com offers the entire video for a $9.95 one-day trial, but doesn’t feature any other information on Gene other than the tape, triggering my BS meter.

But I’ve said far too much. You be the judge by clicking over to Valleywag and watching the Gene Simmons sex tape (NSFW) for yourself.

Smurf Porn…Seriously

Smurf Porn

The internet is a beautiful thing sometimes.

With the advent of technology comes many a burden, but all problems fall by the wayside when something so life-affirming, so essential to our lives, is found when browsing the World Wide Web.

That something is Smurf Porn (NSFW).

Watching a gaggle of men dressed up like Smurfs smurf the ever-living hell out of a Smurfette-lookalike is one of life’s great pleasures - and that’s before you throw in the Spanish dialogue. As a bonus, keep a lookout around 3:45 on the vid for a wonderful surprise cameo!

Smurfette could suck the blue off a Smurf…and she does.

The Daily Shocker: Flying Humans

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Following R. Kelly’s lead, these people believe they can fly - and they succeed (somewhat)! Not impressed yet? Check out this video - 100% pure adrenaline right there!

The ladies at College Candy list gifts to get for guys.

Wait for the blogosphere to blow up later tonight when the reunited Led Zeppelin performs live to a sold-out crowd in London.

Not-news site Fark.com wants to trademark NSFW…WTF?

Big city film critics honor the best movies of 2007.

Another week, another new batch of Dark Knight pictures and info.

Kyla Ebbert Lands a Nude Photoshoot in Playboy (NSFW Photos)

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Kyla Ebbert, the leggy college girl who was reprimanded by Southwest Airlines’ staff for wearing a sexy outfit - they said her miniskirt was “too revealing” - is revealing much more in Playboy.

The photo spread, titled “Legs in the Air,” features Ebbert in lingerie and in the buff. The one-time Hooters girl plans on becoming an attorney in the future. Yeah…right.

Kyla Ebber may not be the hottest girl on the planet, but for a girl-next-door type you can’t get much better. Since COED has all the photos from the shoot, things will get kinda NSFW from this point forward - fasten your seatbelt, and in case of emergency oxygen masks will be released.

Check out Kyla Ebbert’s Playboy gallery after the jump! Read More »

George Clooney is a True “Liberator”

George Clooney Liberator Seeing George Clooney trot out of his estate clutching the “Liberator” sex ramp got me thinking: why use the Liberator?

Couldn’t you get the same effect the Liberator provides by piling up pillows into the shape of a ramp? Why does this company deserve my money?

After a bit of web sleuthing I can now see the charms in this portable coitus cushion.

Liberator products - yes, they sell much more than the sex ramp; more on that later - are IKEA-esque cushions, couches and ramps that are used for the same reason you lay down newspaper for your dog: mess control. The last thing you need is a not-so-secretive splooge stain on the futon your mom bought as a housewarming gift.

As sex props, these pieces of sexual furniture do their job. Each cushion is designed for maximum pleasure in a particular position; the “Zeppelin” acts as a “love ship” modeled for threesomes and orgies while the “Cube” (main pic is tasteful; others are NSFW) is all about space-saving sex.
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