Incomprehensible English: The Kooks Interview

September 12, 2008 - 4:30 pm , By Bill - WSCC

The Kooks are everywhere! Recently, we had a chance to get lead singer, Luke Pritchard on the phone for an interview. And earlier this week, we caught their NYC show at Central Park’s Summer Stage. Good times all around.

The show freakin’ ROCKED! But we realized something–unless he’s singing, you cannot understand a damn thing Luke Pritchard says. He’s a bit like Brad Pitt in Snatch. So instead of transcribing out an interview full of “TAPE UNCLEAR”, we’ve decided to give you the whole thing, uncensored and only marginally decipherable to the untrained ear, plus some sweet snapshots from Wednesday night’s show.

Check out The Kooks’ Luke Pritchard interview and exclusive photos after the jump! Read More »

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Back-to-School: The Girls of NYU

September 3, 2008 - 5:15 pm , By Corey G. - Villanova U

Anyone who’s traveled to New York City in its warmer months knows the endless parade of spectacular eye-candy that saunters down every block of every street. And if you live here, you know that the second extra warm day of the year ranks as the most bootylicious scene ever to behold–the most beautiful women in the world aching to show off their new wardrobe. (Nobody plans for the first warm day, so they’re tragically covered.) But if you go anywhere south of 14th street, you know that the end of August holds another hidden gem–the return of NYU Girls.

The cream of the crop, these lovely ladies like nothing better than looking hotter than anyone you’ve ever seen. Luckily for you, we decided to get this year’s return on film.

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Oh Sh*t!: Diaroogle.com Public Restroom Finder

August 15, 2008 - 12:30 pm , By Andrew - Hunter College

Nothing ruins a day like crapping your pants. But if you live in New York City, the inevitable ass-mergency we all experience from time to time just got a hell of a lot easier to deal with. Some kind and thoughtful people have started Diaroogle.com, which uses Google Maps to help you find the closest available public restroom.

Once you search, using address, zip code, neighborhood or the closest cross-street, Diaroogle doesn’t just show you where the bathroom is on the map, it tells you exactly where to go once you’re inside–and how to avoid anyone making your explain yourself in those last crucial seconds before it all lets loose. Read More »

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How To Not Be A Douchebag Tourist In NYC

July 24, 2008 - 12:40 pm , By Andrew - Hunter College

Millions of people visit New York City every year. Unfortunately, naive visitors throw a wrench into the delicate gears of this busy city with their clueless meanderings and obtrusive groups. Because of this, tourists are the most despised group of people in a city that likes to hate judge people.

Here are a few unwritten laws of the land that you must follow to avoid coming across as a total douche, and pissing everyone around you off in the process. Read More »

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Criminal Saves NYC From Bombing

July 5, 2008 - 12:30 pm , By Editor

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After breaking into a van in Brooklyn, NY on Thursday evening, an unnamed thief discovered the van to be filled with a massive homemade bomb, consisting of “gas cans and Styrofoam cups containing a mysterious white substance with protruding wires and switches,” reports NYPost.com.

From the article:

At about 5 p.m. yesterday, an unidentified thief with a police record broke into a red van that had been parked at 53rd Street and Second Avenue in Brooklyn’s Sunset Park for about a month, a source told The Post. Read More »

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Condoms or Crabs: Which do you prefer?

June 26, 2008 - 3:45 pm , By Elizabeth - Baruch College

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Listen, guys. I am a lady who has had sexual intercourse…oh…say….more than a few times. I am also a lady who does not want any STDs. Therefore, I am a lady who has safe sex. That means, you, male lovers, wear a condom.

Now most guys in my past haven’t thought twice about wearing a condom. Turns out most guys don’t want STDs, either! However, there have been a few who have whined…and even one more recently who made sex nearly impossible-because of condoms.

“I just can’t feel anything”…
“I don’t know how ANY guy can can come with these things…”

Those are two lines I heard from two separate guys in the last two weeks.

These remarks have infuriated me to the degree of broadcasting some tips to all of the male readers out there. Mind you, I’m well aware of the fact that MOST guys don’t mind condoms. But for those of you who do…. Read More »

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Wrap It Up! Study Finds One-Fourth Of NYC Residents Have Herpes

June 10, 2008 - 7:00 pm , By Editor

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Bad news for resedents in the NYC area as a Department of Health study found that 36 percent of women and 19 percent of men living in the city are infected with the herpes virus.

The study finds that in total, “26 percent of city residents have the virus that causes genital herpes, an incurable sexually-transmitted infection that can cause painful genital sores and can double a person’s risk for HIV.”

So what can you do to combat this problem? Wrap it up, no matter what… every time!

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Learn How to Get Laid in NYC

December 14, 2007 - 11:45 am , By Corey M. - Monmouth U.

paul jankaPaul Janka claims to have written the book on having sex in NYC - and he actually has. It’s called Getting Laid in NYC.

Janka recently did an interview with the New York Post where he breaks down 120 “conquests” and goes into detail about how he works his mastery.

His tips make sense in the big picture, but some criticism is expected from anybody who considers themselves a pick-up artist/expert on getting laid.

When comparing NYC to other big cities and explaining his success Janka says, “I think part of the reason I wrote ["Getting Laid in NYC"] is none of this would work in Boston or LA. Here there’s not enough guys to go around that meet the criteria of the three s’s: straight, single and solvent.

I just have exposure in New York. I’ll walk down the block and like at rush hour, literally a dozen or 20 [girls] will pass me, each one is attractive in her mid-20’s, each one is single and lonely and it’s unbelievable, it’s like Jesus, I don’t know what these other guys are doing to try to get into these girls’ pants, but this is like a layup town.”

If you fit his “3 S” criteria read his New York Post interview and hit the town this weekend. (COED is not responsible for women slapping you across the face or throwing drinks on your dress shirt.)

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Subway Pole-ite Girls Strip on the Drop of a Dare

December 11, 2007 - 11:30 am , By John, USMA at West Point

Cute, college-aged girls? Check.

$10,000 dare to strip on the subway? Check.

YouTube video of the whole shebang? I thought you would never ask:

The “Pole-ite” girls (real names Laura Lee Anderson, Jessica Wu, Marissa Lupp and Isis Masoud) gave bystanders quite the show earlier this year, dancing, stripping, grinding and gyrating around the grimiest of locations: the New York City subway system.

Needless to say, the fearless foursome won the $10,000 prize from DareJunkies.com.

The MTA isn’t very happy about the attention this dare has garnered. From UPI:

“The last thing we want is for anyone to turn our subways into roving burlesque stages for crude exhibitionists,” said NYC Transit spokesman Paul Fleuranges. “While the rules don’t specifically state lap or pole dancing–what is depicted here is disorderly conduct.”

I’m not sure what planet Mr. Fleuranges is from, but I don’t know any man, woman or child who would have a problem with a roving burlesque show free of charge. More importantly the dare was done all in good fun - and $10,000! Not much is better than cute girls with great personalities, wildly free of any inhibitions, dancing around for the enjoyment of the people. They deserve a Gentleman’s boner.

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The Daily Shocker: High School Football is Gay

October 31, 2007 - 4:40 pm , By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

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Leave all wide-receiver jokes at the door.

Who woulda thunk it: the IRS is the one claiming pure BS.

What would get you tail in ‘77 will kill you in ‘07.

VIDEO: if this video is real, I’m horrified.

If you take the M1 bus in NYC, you may be late for work - a whole week late.

The biggest turn-on for a man is…bacon?

“What does Vajayjay mean to you?”

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NYC Apple Store: iPhone Watch; Update: Friday 10AM

June 29, 2007 - 10:09 am , By Steve Geb

Gadget lovers who just have to be the first to buy the highly anticipated iPhone have been camped outside the Apple store on New York’s Fifth Ave. all night.

Our official iPhone correspondent has texted in to give an update on the frenzied situation at the flagship Apple Store in New York City:

“The Apple store is pandemonium right now. There is a line spanning 2 blocks and an avenue and media trucks everywhere. It’s insane.�

- iPhone correspondent, CbDaBomb

The going rate for iPhones on Ebay is $1,200 but due to demand it’s hard to believe that everyone in line would actually receive a phone.


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