Loading ...What’s hot, blond and has a heaving green bosom? Why the Incredible McCain Girl, of course! In this spoof on the Incredible Hulk, McCain Girl becomes enraged by anyone talking sh*t about McCain (aka everyone), then explodes from her clothing in fantastic fury, whooping Democratic ass from here to Hawaii. She even chucks Obama Girl off a building, but we think an oil-wrestling match between the two would be a much better way to solve the problem. In fact, maybe we should just abandon elections all together, and just pick our President based on who wins that match-up.
Romney To Be McCains VEEP
Sen. John McCain will choose businessman
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.
“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.
Read Story.
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.
“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.
Read Story.
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Obama Girl to Hillary: Stop the Attacks!
Amber Lee Ettinger, known in Internetland as “Obama Girl,” has unleashed a new vid, this time pleading with Hillary Clinton to stop the incessant attacks and scare tactics (read: the 3AM ad), asking her to step down so her boy Barack Obama can take control.
It’s dopey, it’s riddled with stupid one-liners, it’s only worth watching for Ettinger’s ‘good-enough’ looks - it’s the Internet in a nutshell. What did you expect? If you want hard-hitting points in the world of politics, tune in to C-SPAN; YouTube probably isn’t your best option. Otherwise, LOLZ away!
“Hillary! Stop the attacks! Love, Obama Girl” after the jump! Read More »
“Obama Girl” Ditches Her Man
“Obama Girl,” also known as random-not-that-hot-but-hot-enough-girl Amber Lee Ettinger to a select few, has strayed from Obama’s powerful clutch and into the arms of another Democrat - Hillary Clinton.
In the latest edition of Steppin’ Out magazine OG appears on the cover, air-brushed into oblivion but looking mighty fine. In her exclusive interview she talked about, like…stuff. And some things…about stuff.
What does this mean to her rabid fanbase? Nothing at all.
Her music video for “I Got a Crush…On Obama,” like most videos featuring “funny girls” on YouTube, is popular for its scantily-clad protagonist, not political topics.
But who cares? I don’t go to YouTube for hot-button issues and politics - I go there for poli-tits (see what I just did there?).
Watch the video for “I Got a Crush…On Obama” after the jump.
