Muppets: Concentrated Nightmare Juice

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I had a lot of nightmares as a kid. Thanks to these nightmares and various frightening films I’ve developed a hilarious set of OCD habits such as opening and closing closet doors before sleeping and checking behind the shower curtain before I saddle up to the toilet (you laugh but one day someone is gonna be in there and then who’s the dumb one!)

My imagination is easily inspired. For a while I couldn’t even watch a commercial for a horror movie because I knew those 30 seconds were enough to create an entire world of horrific fantasy that I’d be trapped inside for the rest of the evening. The one thing more unnerving then horror characters and sharks (I don’t swim in the ocean, at all, ever) is muppets.

Not all muppets, Kermit is fine, Fozzy, whatever. I’m talking about those LSD muppets that creators slip in films and TV shows, mixed with other cute, lovable creatures. They lure you in with Grover and then BAM, some abomination walks onto the screen that’s burned into your mind forever. Some horribly disfigured, warbly voiced monstrosity that may as well be drenched in blood, because thats how you’ll remember them, regardless.

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Are You A Freak?: IAmNeurotic.com

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Since I was 16-years-old, I can remember thinking about which sock I should put on which foot with a certain feeling that the wrong decision could cause disaster during the duration of me wearing that pair.

Yes, that’s nuts. No, I’m not crazy. But like many of you, I definitely have a tick or two.

To prove how wide-spread our bits of insanity scatter, some geniuses started IAmNeurotic.com, where users can anonymously post their obsessive-compulsive tendencies for you and the rest of the world to laugh at enjoy.

Visit IAmNeurotic.com now, and tell everyone what a whack-job you are!

Do you have any ticks, superstitions or strange habits?

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What is Happening to Facebook?

Confused GirlRemember when Facebook was the simple, straightforward, selective version of MySpace? When it was “the facebook�? All we had was a profile, a wall, poking, messaging, and groups. There was no photo feature, so we had to agonize over that one, single, perfect profile picture. No status updates, no events, no high school students.

As Facebook gradually became bigger, more complicated, more cluttered, and more creepy, we complained, but after the initial outcry, we always acquiesced and eventually embraced the new developments. Newsfeed threatened to tear us apart, but as always, we broke down and accepted it. And then came the greatest betrayal, when Facebook opened its once closely guarded gates and welcomed in anyone, anyone at all. Read More »