God may have gotten a few things right. But this week, the god-fearing people of (my home-state) Ohio may have bested the best. According to the Associated Press newswire, the Country Rock Church traded in their pews for bar-stools, and increased the Communion glasses to a pint, in an attempt to draw-in “unconventional” crowds. Read More »

Oh Fox News, how I love your hypocrisy — especially when it involves teens and nude pictures.

According to a FOXNews.com report, teenagers in Columbus, OH are using their cell phones to send risqué photos and videos of themselves in a Digital Age note-passing that kicks so much more ass than the intricately folded blather I use to scribble on a scrap of wide-rule.

Apparently not everyone sees the improvement, like the FBI:

“I’ve seen everything from your basic striptease to sexual acts being performed,” said Reynoldsburg police Detective Brian Marvin, a member of the FBI Cyber Crime Task Force of Central Ohio. “You name it, they will do it at their home under this perceived anonymity.”

You name it, they will do it. It sounds like this guy knows a lot about the Central Ohio cell phone kiddie porn ring. That’s an awkward job to have; going home to your wife every night. Read More »

The time has come for Rich Franklin and Anderson Silva to throw down.

Not saying I have a man crush, but if I did - I would be Rich Franklin’s bitch. But let’s be serious for a moment, Anderson can Muy Thai his ass all over Ohio - but at the end of the day, Rich Franklin is going to dominate. Rich has striking power that will shut down Anderson’s chin. Silva got lucky last time, but he had the benefit of being the first top-class Muy Thai fighter to meet Franklin.

Rich Franklin, a former elementary school teacher, has been training with the top striker, Muy Thai and “Gracie” trainers in the world. Let’s be serious: Franklin’s biggest flaw is his ground work. Guys like Franklin and Liddell had a time and place in 1-dimensional fights; that time is gone. No one even realizes that Chuck Liddell began as a kick boxer…probably because you can count the number of times Chuck kicks in a fight on one hand. Thank GOD Rich Franklin has seen the light and started to train in multiple disciplines.

As such, Anderson Silva is going to get his ass kicked. 3rd round knockout - Franklin wins.

Also on the card, is Tim Sylvia Vs. Brandon Vera. Vera is 8 and 0, and everyone thinks he is the new worlds’ prodigy. He is being put up against Tim “The Maniac” Sylvia. This is like a little boy hitting a homerun in t-ball, so his coach put him up against Roger Clemens (in his prime). I rarely use the euphemism that a fighter is going to get sodomized, but sadly, Brandon Vera is going to get absolutely abused and ass-hammered by Sylvia.

1st round rape - Sylvia wins.

A full breakdown of the card after the jump. Read More »