Santa Clause Drowns: No Ice At North Pole This Summer!

Prepare for your mind to be blown: Scientist predict that there will be no ice at the North Pole this summer, the most dramatic evidence of global warming to date. Though the thaw is not yet complete, predictions set the odds at greater than 50:50 for a full meltdown.
Disappearance of the arctic ice will allow, [...]

Power Your Stuff by Volcano?

The experts who have helped establish a global reliance on oil and wasted billions of dollars trying to turn corn into gas, have now turned their attention to nature’s biggest natural power generators. Volcanoes and hot springs could supply up to 25-percent of America’s power needs–and as fuel prices soar, Alaskan officials announced the exploration [...]

California Evacuations Suck!

My mom wanted me to go to Columbia - where she went.
My dad wanted me to go to Boston College - where he went.
Of course, I chose a third option - head west to the lovely San Diego State University.
Riiiiiight - hot chicks, warm weather and palm trees year round…that is a no brainer for [...]

The Daily Shocker: Cupcakes, Larry Craig and a Children’s Army

Schools ban cupcakes in fear of promoting obesity. Next up: schools ban talking in fear of students having fun. (NY Times)
Sen. Larry Craig plans on resigning after recently issuing a statement on not resigning. He sounds confused…or REALLY, REALLY GAY! (Guardian)
“Kid Nation” to be one-upped by Fox’s “Kid Army,” a show that places chidren from [...]

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