If you take a look at our recent articles, you may have noticed us getting a bit, well, slap-happy. And why not: an orgasm is something we can all agree on, be it from hand or vagina.

And if you thought there was only one method to whacking it, you are denying yourself to a whole subculture of masturbatory methods. Spank site JackInWorld alone sports several techniques that I’ve never heard of, let alone attempted. So let’s collectively pull down our pants, close the shades, read the top techniques after the jump and rub one out, for posterity’s sake. Read More »

Finally, technology with a point: After decades of waiting (and numerous hints towards its possibility via movies like Barbarella and Woody Allen’s Sleeper) science has taken a bold step forward in sexuality, coming close to controlling the human orgasm.

Dr. Stuart Meloy, a pain specialist in North Carolina, has concocted (be on the lookout for vague sexual innuendos from here on out) the Orgasmatron, a device that can stimulate pleasure through electrodes hitting the right spots. This. Is. Big. News. Read More »

My first all-nighter at the end of my freshman year taught me some important lessons about what my mind and body is capable of when placed under the stress that is going without sleep for more than 24 hours.

1) Between 3 and 5 a.m. I’m incapable of forming coherent sentences on paper and possibly aloud. I have some stellar thoughts, complex ideation that I’m incapable of during normal waking hours. But when it comes to recording them, I have the language capability of a non-Einstein like fourth grader writing about quantum physics.

It’s funny in retrospect, but it makes me want to jab a pencil in my eye when I need that thought to get me through a paragraph or two at 6 a.m., when I’m able to write again.

2) Hot chocolate disappoints like no other, as it’s more of a distraction than an aide in concentration. Marshmallows - either their presence or the mere of idea of them melting sugary goodness in your cup - are the funnest thing ever when you’ve been studying pre-colonial African history for seven hours.

Coffee will never let me down, but hot chocolate is more of a party in my mouth kind of beverage and not quite the upper I wanted and needed it to be.

3) If I end the 24 hour no-sleep-athon with a 20 minute run, upon beginning my cool down, I will have an orgasm. Read More »

Watch this video of a hot model faking an orgasm in a jewelry commercial:

Now that we are up to pace with the video in question, here’s the news:

The model featured in the “Rock Her World” online ad for Zsul Jewelry Inc. is suing the company for $5 million on grounds of being tricked into doing the racy ad. The model, who also hosts a network cable show, is “appalled” with the end product and feels “exploited” over the commercials’ content, which she believed to be more of a parody when agreeing to act in it.

So, let’s see here: a gorgeous model/talk-show host signs on to act fake orgasms on camera for $200 and is now peeved over how it exploits her sexuality and image. I can empathize…nope.

Okay, maybe just a bit. She was supposedly conned into a racier ad than she bargained for. Not fun, I guess. But the 37-year-old hottie needs to realize that nobody cares, and the ad could probably propel her into the realm of online stardom at the least. Or she can complain, sue, lose and crawl back into mid-level mediocrity. I know what I would do.

The holiday season is around the corner, and that means you will be away from your girlfriend for an extended amount of time.

Upsetting…yes I know. Get ready for teary hugs at the airport and sad text messages 24/7. What could be more concerning will be your lack of ass for days on end and the scary fact that hometown scumbags could be putting serious moves on your lady.

How do we relieve this situation? Phone sex!

Of course it’s not as easy as saying, “Oh, church with grandma was great. Yeah…start talking dirty to me baby.” You need to be smooth and calculated in your advance. Read More »

Frequent condom user? Getting a little tired of walking into a drugstore for “gum�? and just “happening�? to decide to buy another pack? Do those people behind the counter know your face so well that they reach for the “extra lubricated�? type before you do?

If so—let me first congratulate you on getting way more action than most of us—and second, how about I let you in on a new, limited time offer for free sexy stuff!?

Durex is looking for new “condom testers�? and wants to reward your safe-sex habits with free toys!

After logging on to their new website, all you have to do is fill out a one page form, click to send it in, and then wait to see if you’re one of the “1000 lucky men and lady folk�? who will become “official Durex condom testers�? and “get a bunch of free Durex products.�?

Plus, you can even win $1000 just for answering a few questions. Read More »

“The variation on every lady’s favorite gives you more control than ever before. Take a firm grip of her thigh and pull it towards you as you thrust - this’ll create a tighter sensation that’ll have both your tails-a-wagging.”

Check out the full FHM gallery and tips after the jump! Read More »

‘Don’t let the name fool you - just like the deep dish, the upright position of her legs means she’ll enjoy an extra large potion. Grab her ankles for control and use her whimpers and moans to gauge your rhythm.’

Check out the FHM gallery after the jump! Read More »

“Is the reverse cowgirl the greatest bedroom bouncer around? Or does this deviation on it take the crown? Fellas, once again you get to lie back and relax. Ladies, this is your chance to take the reigns and ride! Yee haw!”

See the FHM video after the jump! Read More »

Monday 9/17 - You Just Don’t Feel Like It
Tuesday 9/18 - You’re Having Orgasmless Sex
Wednesday 9/20 - You Secretly Think Sex Is Dirty

Women’s magazines slip us the kind of information that we wouldn’t find elsewhere; they reveal a female perspective that most men just aren’t privy to. How they read into our behavior, how they perceive our actions, what their true expectations are… there’s plenty to be learned from a glimpse into the other side.

AskMen.com will be providing you with just this kind of gender intelligence — without the embarrassment that comes with retrieving it from your girlfriend’s magazine rack. We’ll be publishing a series of features from iVillage.com; articles originally written by women for women, but with insight that’s invaluable to men. Of course, in exchange, we had to offer up some intelligence of our own… all the more reason for you to get on the inside track as soon as you can.
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