He Said/She Said: Sex With an Ex

ex-sex.jpgYou know it’s wrong, but when you see your ex across the room for the first time since the big breakup/clothing exchange, rollin’ around in the sheets seems like the best idea in the world. You convince yourself that it will be fun, just this once, and that you both know what the deal is so there is nothing to lose.

But there is. And even the dudes agree.

If you are considering Ex Sex, read on. No one - male or female - thinks it’s a smart move. And trust us; we too thought it was brilliant at one point, but we learned our lesson and you should learn from it too.

He Said:
When you first break up, hooking up with your ex seems like the best thing possible, a naughty glimmer of hope in a dark sea of suckitude. What was your stupid girlfriend suddenly blooms into a beacon of sexiness. She dresses better, smiles more, never grills you about hanging out with your boys, doesn’t complain about what you’re wearing–even her boobs look bigger! It’s like breaking up was exactly what your mutual sex life—and your relationship–needed.

But it’s a trap.

A number of outcomes are likely. First, if it lasts more than a couple of hot nights, you soon fall back into the same, frustrating routines. Instead of just hooking up, you’re going to dinner with her grandma and shopping for crap you don’t care about. The arguing starts, and she’s once again lost that certain something. Basically, you’re back together-whether you admit it or not–and it sucks just as much as it did in the first place. Read More »

Gift For Your Parents: Zombie Lawn Sculpture

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Super-Hooker Ashley Dupre Set For Reality Show Stardom

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Ashley Dupre, of Eliot Spizer-screwing and Girls Gone Wild fame (her DVD comes out this month), is rumored to be moving from New York to Los Angeles to start her (inevitable) reality TV career. (Haven’t we had enough reality from this woman already?) Though her management denies she’s landed a television deal, a source tells E! that there’s something in the works. Read More »

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Top 7 Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns

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If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’re saying is the women are getting ripped off.

Check out the 7 Top Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns after the jump! Read More »

Miss COED: Pamela Anderson

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Pamela Anderson was the undisputed queen of the 1990s. Star of Baywatch and Home Improvement, a dozen Playboy appearances, home movie star - she did it all.

Today, Pam is getting up there in age (turning 41 in July) but we all know she’s still got it going on. To commemorate this blonde beauty, we take a look back to one of her sexiest (and surprisingly unpublicized) October 2001 “Roller Skate” photo shoot.

Check out Pamela Anderson’s Miss COED gallery after the jump! Read More »

100 Sexiest Women in the World 2007

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Any hottie list that kicks off with Ali Larter at #100 and ends with Jessica Alba at #1 is good in my book. Oh Sh*t! Did I just give away FHM’s #1 Sexiest Women in the World for 2007? Oops!

Even though you now know #1, the list is still very solid and worth checking out…

COED Magazine’s Celebrity Breast Exam

So it’s Friday and you are just about finished with another grueling week of classes. But before you pack up your books and throw down pencils, we’ve got one last test for you… a “pop” quiz if you will.

You stare, drool and ogle over them every day, but how well do you know your celebrity racks without a face or a body to put them in context? Here are 16 of our favorite boob-a-licious busts. Click on a thumbnail to reveal the owner.

Celebrity Busts: (Megan Fox, Jaime Pressley, Jessica Biel, Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Bai Ling, Jenna Jameson, Paris Hilton, Brooke Burke, Shanna Moakler, Amanda Beard, Pamela Anderson, Rachel Bilson, Joanna Krup… and one very special bonus). GOOD LUCK.

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See all the answers and vote for your favorite after the jump. Read More »

Michael Vick vs. The Food Chain

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Yeah, yeah, yeah - dogs are cute and precious, blah, blah, blah. PETA, PETA, PETA - puppy dogs, rainbows and unicorns…

Michael Vick didn’t kill a human; they were f@cking dogs - case closed. There have been countless examples of athletes responsible for deaths - Ray Lewis barely avoided murder charges - let alone drunk driving or worse (let’s not even discuss child support).

Now, it has been a long time since junior high but when last I checked, not only were dogs domesticated animals (that fall much lower on the food chain than humans) but we have killed domesticated animals for much lesser crimes. The ASPCA kills tens of thousands of domesticated animals on a weekly basis. Also, when in the hell did PETA become a lobby group in charge of upholding federal policy?

Don’t get me wrong - Pamela Anderson has great tits, but she needs to shut the f@ck up and just sit there and look pretty. Doesn’t she still have hepatitis or AIDS or some random strand of filth she caught from Kid Rock? Go get therapy bitch, and leave Michael Vick alone. Read More »