Mur.Mur is the Best Club in Atlantic City

Wait, check that, Mur.Mur is the best club on the east coast. Bold statement I know, but it is a true statement none the less.

I’ve hit some of the hottest clubs in the New York City area - they’re all sweet but on Saturday September 27th I visited Mur.Mur at the Borgata and it blew everything I’ve ever known away. Read More »

Miss COED: Natasha Komis

If you happened to read the Dane Cook issue of COED from the fall of 2006 you might have seen our college Miss COED model Natasha Komis representing Seton Hall University. After graduating from SHU Natasha went on to become the head model for American Apparel, if you haven’t seen her internet ads and street billboards for American Apparel & Busted Tees it’s time to open up your eyes!

Then on Paris Hilton’s new show My New BFF you might have seen a familiar face… yup, Natasha! (At their first meeting she told Paris to Google her name - check out the results).

P.S. Natasha has an album coming out in the next few weeks and is looking to take the world by storm.

Check out Natasha Komis’ Miss COED gallery after the jump! Read More »

The Girls of the 2008 MTV VMA’s Red Carpet

As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards sucked a**.  The geniuses at MTV have succeeded in turning what was once a borderline semi-entertaining awards show into a series of tedious advertisements between more advertisements.  Great Job!

But despite all the foolishness, the sexy starlets came out in numbers, and for the most part, were looking dy-no-mite.  So, rather than making you search thru all those grocery-store-checkout-line-webzines for a little bit o’ VMA leg, we have taken it upon ourselves to weed out the wack and give you the jack.

BTW Pink- You saying “Lemme Check My Flow” in a song has a way different connotation than when Eminem says it… and the thought makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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The Week In Re-Boob: August 25th - 29th

Happy Labor Day, and welcome to this edition of Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

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COED Vault: The World Sexual Relationship Database

The World Sexual Relationship DatabaseAs far as W.H.O.M. (World Health Optimization Management) is concerned, it’s a great idea to publish the sexual history of every human being in existence on the web for all to see.

The World Sexual Relationship Database is a user-run website that’s much easier to maintain than the crumpled-up “list” most dudes jot down on a piece of paper every few months/weeks/years. The layout is simple; it’s contents deep. Well, not deep yet.

When typing in my name, no partners popped up - meaning that I’M A VIRGIN. How could this happen? In this pissing-contest above all pissing-contests I’m embarrassed…and somehow relieved. Nobody must know about my one-night stand with a wrinkled, floppy-breasted Ukrainian mother doused in Vodka and regret. Whoops…

So, how accurate are these lists? Not very, according to my search on herpes-homeboy Derek Jeter. His listing only shows sexual connections to James Massengill and Alex Rodriguez - not the most reliable site of web sex stats, are we World Sexual Relationship Database? Then again, their Paris Hilton listing is much more telling… Read More »

Paris Hilton Officially Enters Presidential Race-Video

If you’re still on the fence about who to vote for this November… you need worry no more.  Paris Hilton has officially made her presidential intentions clear in this response ad to the now infamous McCain / Hilton / Spears political. And you thought our country was in trouble.

Paris Hilton is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Ordinarily, we’d say Paris Hilton is a total hosebeast. But then she comes out with a couple of photographic gems like these, looking all soft and rosy–and filling out that dress fantastically. So we’re giving her a pass, but just for today. Tomorrow, back to hosebeast status–maybe.

View Paris Hilton’s Daily Snapshot Gallery at Bastardly

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