We now know why 26 percent of New Yorkers have the herpes virus.

They don’t wrap it up!

Despite a campaign to raise awareness for safe sex and new statistics that prove herpes and the AIDS virus are running rampant in NYC, a recent study shows that 40 percent of New Yorkers with multiple sex partners did not use a condom last time they had sex, according to a health department study that polled 10,000 adults. [AM/NY, 6/25/08]

Let’s celebrate this depressing fact by making light of it!

After the jump check play COED’s Celebrity STD Guessing Game. Read More »

Deep down I hate to say it, but Paris Hilton looks damn sexy in the May 2008 issue of GQ - Russia.

Check out Paris Hilton’s Miss COED gallery after the jump!

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The classic side-boob is not quite porn but it’s just naughty enough to put a smile on the face of any boob enthusiast browsing both Internets. Without further ado, let’s salute the 20 girls who have rocked the side-boob best.

Who is #1? Find out by clicking here to access the COED Vault!

Forget birthday songs and up-blown skirts. The New York Post reported today that still-FBI-classified footage of Marilyn Monroe performing oral sex on an “unidentified man” recently sold for $1.5 million to a New York businessman.

The silent, black-and-white, 15-minute clip, shot on 16-mm film in the 1950’s, was discovered by Keya Morgan, a well-known memorabilia broker, while he was doing research for a Monroe documentary. A former FBI-agent tipped him off to the “French-like” film. Read More »

You’ve seen Australian hottie Sophie Monk in Date Movie and Click, but most recently she has been in the news for her relationship(s).

In February 2008 Monk and her fiancée of nearly 2 years Benji Madden from Good Charlotte split up. He is now dating herpes bandit Paris Hilton and she is linked to multi-millionaire and omnipresent Hollywood talking head Ryan Seacrest.

Check out Sophie Monk’s Miss COED gallery after the jump! Read More »

It’s a love/hate thing with Paris Hilton. Most days you’re annoyed by her vapid personality and shameless self promoting. But there are rare instances where you feel like she completely ‘gets it,’ and is just playing her part in the ridiculous world of pop-culture, because why not?

Days like today are rarer than hen’s teeth.

Attending her latest random event for money - this one being Miss Turkey 2008, held in Istanbul - Paris was led on stage by professional belly dancer Asena and encouraged to follow her lead, live in front of a studio audience. Things get terribly awkward from here on in. Read More »

Having already guaranteed a place in hell, we at COED thought that since Mr. Spitzer could “blow” $80,000 on high-priced unknown vagina, what would the going rates be for high-priced celebrity vagina. We pondered the current Emperors Club Diamond Scale and drafted up our list.

It is with pride that we welcome you, ladies and gents, to the Celebrity Emperor’s Club, where high paid politicians can bump nasty with the most desirable celebs taxpayer’s money can buy! We offer complete privacy and anonymity to our clients, in return for keeping our business a private matter.

Tara

Measurements: 33-26-34

Tara is a sassy blonde that loves to let loose and have a wild time with zero inhibition or standards.

While she does indeed enjoy partying, some clients have complained that Tara parties a little too much, as she’s known to pass out mid-sentence. Keep her alcohol consumption to a minimum (if possible) and you will hit it off (and get off) just fine.

Tara has the looks of at 2 Diamond girl, but her wide array of STDs brings her down to a budget level, making her desirable only to people who find Herpes to be an attractive trait.

Check our stable of willing and able girls after the jump! Read More »

Paris Hilton Topless Pictures
[Grumpiest]

NJ Nets’ Dancers Are Dunking Divas
[Busted Coverage]

Rihanna in Leather [NSFW]
[Drunken Stepfather]

Biggest Mouth I’ve Seen
[Crave]

Jessica Simpson Is Not Ugly
[Hollywood Tuna]

Kate Beckinsale’s Vagina is a Tomb
[IDLYITW]

Drew Barrymore is a Bikini Babe
[Just Jared]

Starbucks!!
[Bastardly]

Steve Jobs is rich
[Valleywag]

Polar Cities to save us from horrible deaths
[Plenty]

Really Green Living
[College Candy]

Guess That Tramp Stamp! [Bastardly]

Are The Celtics Dancers Considered Porn? [Barstool Sports]

The Guy From prision Break Freaks Me Out [Just Jared]

Sexy Pictures Are The New Black…and only a click away. [College Candy]

Paris Hilton Is A Pussycat Doll [Hollywood Tuna]

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party Staffer Photos [Busted Coverage]

Blacking Out On An Airplane Can Get Expensive [Tasty Booze]

LSU suspends Perrilloux again [Shreveport Times]

South Carolina Football Player Charged With Marijuana Possession [Some TV Station]

Approximately one year ago I spent a weekend at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas.

To this day, I get emails from the PR group that runs the nightclub and other bars inside the hotel/casino complex. Ordinarily I don’t mind much. I like to remember my days and nights in the desert, and even look forward to planning my trip back.

But this week, it’s been two emails a day. About Paris effing Hilton’s birthday party this weekend. And I am slightly peeved.

I admit that I have a shameless love for some things poppy and tacky, we all have our vices. But Paris Hilton is not one of them. She most definitely is not about to inspire me to fly to Vegas when I can just wait for her to make an ass of herself in the Meatpacking District on her next trip to New York.

These invites got me thinking, though. Really, who is worth flying across the country for? If you’ve got to pick one celebrity whose birthday shenanigans you’d like to be a part of, who would it be? Read More »