Ana Ivanovic Loses In 2nd Round of US Open… Retains No. 1 Seed As Hottest Tennis Player

The tennis world received quite a blow today as super-hottie superstar Ana Ivanovic lost her 2nd round US Open match to the 188th ranked Clemson grad Julie Coin. The loss marks the earliest exit of a number one seed in the Open’s 40 year history.

We here at COED are crushed to see our favorite felt-whacker receive such a crushing blow so early in the tournament. And although it is certain Ivanovic will lose her status as the No. 1 player in the world, she still remains our #1 seed as COED’s Sexiest Athlete of the 2008 US Open.

Check Out All the Babes of the 2008 US Open Here.

Brigitte Bardot Convicted of Racism: COED Salutes the Beautiful Bigot

Brigitte Bardot

Gone are the days of voluptuous French vixen, actress and model, Brigitte Bardot acting on our screens with her fierce beauty and a hot accent. Today, this knockout of yester-year has been replaced with an over-Botoxed bigot, who looks more like a zombie than a cover model.

Unfortunately, she just got hit with $24, 880 fine by a Paris court for “provoking discrimination and racial hatred for writing that Muslims are destroying France,” reports the AP.

Since nothing about hate-crimes are sexy, we’re here to redeem her tattered image, and remind you of better days with our “Tribute to a Beautiful Bigot” Brigitte Bardot photo gallery!

Check out Brigitte Bardot’s full gallery after the jump! Read More »

Daily Links: New Allison Stokke Pictures

New Allison Stokke Pictures

New Allison Stokke Pictures [Busted Coverage]

Britney’s Getting Her Body Back [Bastardly]

Hayden Panettiere @ Larry King Live! [Just Jared]

Jennifer Walcott Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]

Hottest Princess in the World [Bitten and Bound]

Guess that A*s? [Barstool Sports]

Paris‘ Shaman Is A Sham [DListed]

Best Sidekicks, From Spock to Waylon Smithers [Wired]

Mike Huckabee duped by Fake Rolling Stone [NY Post]

“Redneck Advertising” Starring Brad Pitt

We all know advertisers lie. This is the result when a redneck decides he should be the voice/face of his own product (starring none other than Brad Pitt).

Durex Looking For The Next “Condom Tester”

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Plus, you can even win $1000 just for answering a few questions. Read More »