The Daily Shocker: Being Fat Saves Lives

The Daily Shocker

A German man narrowly escapes certain death by falling off a hotel balcony onto his beer belly, which saved his life. (Metro UK)

Homeless or Hipster? It’s always so hard to tell… (College Candy)

Old guy mistaken for mass-murderer Whitey Bulger gets arrested with his wife when on vacation in Italy. When in Rome… (WMTV)

Wonder why Brits get a bad rap for having really, really, really terrible teeth? This story may answer some questions. (Sky News)

You can’t make this stuff up: Fake Rangers Take Urine Samples From Boys (WGCL)

OMGZ UFOs ARE 4 REAL!! (Discovery)

The Daily Shocker: Way to Go, Jena Six

The Daily Shocker

Way to go, Jena Six: your copycats are even more ignorant than you racist pricks. (WCBSTV)

Way to go, Jena Six: you’ve ruined Halloween for the rest of us. (Des Moines Register)

Hey fellas, measure your wang accurately with the “phallumeasure.� (College Candy)

A Californian dentist feels around for cavities…in women’s heaving chest cavities. (My58)

Doctors tell London fatties to take a hike. (UK Metro)

WATCH OUT FOR INCOMING PUMPKIN TORPEDOES! (United Press)

Here’s An Article for the Ladies - But It Will Benifit The Guys

Sex. You would think this measly three-letter word could end world wars; it’s that popular and powerful (particularly with the opposite sex). But no matter how seemingly great it is, sometimes things can get a bit boring and repetitive in the bedroom, can?t they? Keep the action hot and heavy all-year round.

“Just like Valentine’s Day” Sex
Make it super-special and put that added effort into it. You’ll drive him crazy if you light the candles and sweet-smelling incense, get out the body-massage oil and whip out that sexy red number you just bought from Victoria’s Secret. Treat him like a king for the night, he won’t be able to resist! Read More »