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Poor Tom Brady is out for the season and now we learn that he has an ACL and MCL tear, which will take him about 9 months to get back to any kind of athletic position. Tears? Angst? Hold onto that for a moment. Tom Brady is not hard up for your sympathy just yet.
1. This one is easy. If I had 9 months of doting and BJ’s from Gisele Bundchen, I am not sure I would be fighting rehab too badly. Not a shabby recovery period at all…
So I got the 5th pick in my draft this year. I was poised and ready to go, but like any draft I only got half of the guys I wanted. Among my top picks were Brady, Young (as a back up), Alge Crumpler, Dante Stallworth, Javon Walker, Joseph Addai, Dallas Clark, and Laurence Maroney.
Then God struck.
All of the above been smited down by the almighty, except for Maroney - who was smited down by Bill Belichick. PLAY HIM YOU BASTARD!!! Screw Sammy Morris and put him in the game…AHHHHHH!!!!! …whewh…ok…
I understand Bilichick being a douche to me, but why you God? Why not strike down mediocre players who strut too much or talk too loud. So, Lord, here are my suggestions… Read More »
Last year in Week 1 of the NFL season, bitter division rivals the New England Patriots and New York Jets
squared off in New York. The Pats were unstoppable and the Jets were horrible. This was encapsulated by the QB billing as we saw superstar Tom Brady lead the mighty Pats versus the feeble Chad Pennington and Kellen Clemens. Now, entering this weekend’s match-up, the roles are somewhat reversed.
The defending AFC champion Patriots walk into New York without their franchise icon, Tom Brady, while the Jets are being led by newly acquired superstar and franchise savior Brett Favre. This time the Jets will have the upper hand behind center as Favre will likely take on lifetime backup Matt Cassel. Read More »
The New England Patriots have been delt a devistating blown in the first game of the 2008 NFL season as their star quarterback Tom Brady has suffered a torn anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee.
The news was broken by Yahoo Sports writer Michael Silver and confirmed by two sources close the the situation.
“It’s bad,” a team source said. “We’re going to have to play without him.”
Brady was hurt as he stepped up in the pocket to make a throw to wideout Randy Moss. Chiefs safety Bernard Pollard, who was on the ground, lunged forward and struck Brady’s leg, which buckled as he released the ball.
Fourth-year quarterback Matt Cassel, who had thrown just 39 passes in his career before Sunday, replaced Brady and completed 13 of 18 passes for 152 yards and a touchdown. Cassel, who backed up Carson Palmer and Matt Leinart at USC, hasn’t been a starting quarterback since high school.
[Yahoo Sports]
Tom Brady must feel pretty damn lucky. He has a hot, sexy girlfriend, and he’s about to win the Super Bowl - plus he has Inez Gomez Mont trying to get a different kind of ring on his finger.
But which finger, ESPN?
(Via VagabondWarrior on YouTube)
Gemma Atkinson is topless in Nuts [Hollywood Tuna]
Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures Aren’t As Nice As I Was Hoping! [Egotastic]
Indy considering bid to host Super Bowl [Courier-Journal]
This guy is extremely gay [IDLYITW]
Yet another Vols fan haunted by Bear Bryant [Gate 21]
Jennifer Lopez picks Dumb Baby Names [Just Jared]
Audrina Patridge Doin’ Hawaiian Tropic [Bastardly]
Driver calls 911 to report her own drunken driving [Tasty Booze]
Jennifer Ellison Topless in Loaded Magazine [Grumpiest]
This women finds out what happens when you bet against Patriots (NSFW) [RazzyBlog]
Tom Brady: I’ll Be Ready To Go [SI]
Dana Jacobson Back To Work In Time For Super Bowl Parties [Busted Coverage]
Eva Longoria @ 14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards [Bastardly]
Jayne Mansfield is Not Heath Ledger [IDLYITW]
Update: Anonymous Responds To NBC [The Blemish]
Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Elevates Her Grade [Popoholic]
Wake Up with AnnaLynne McCord [Barstool Sports]
Britney Spears Hustler Sex Shop Hollywood Video [Popcrunch]
Alyssa Milano Embraces the NHL All-Star Game [The Big Lead]
NBA 2K8 Apparently Sucks [onthe205th]
VIDEO/AUDIO: Not only did the Indianapolis Colts lose against the New England Patriots 24-20 but they also used Milli-Vanilli-esque fake crowd noise…caught on video/audio.
NPR launches its snazzy new music site with great success!
A bonafide shocker: women smell better when they’re ovulating.
How many points does one get in Buck Hunter for this gem?
Cops stumble upon a marijuana wonderland (and the owners of said wonderland) when searching for missing hikers.
Guy in Australia gets charged for DUI. Three times. In 24 hours.
Where has all of the pride gone in the NFL?
Players need to spend a little less time “keeping it real” and a little more time either practicing, watching film, or lifting weights.
The latest victims are the Washington Redskins, especially Phillip Daniels and Marcus Washington, who have 18 years combined NFL experience. If you get absolutely sodomized by the Patriots second-string skills players, you should ease up on the whine and get into the gym.
This is professional football, gentlemen: if you don’t have enough skill or pride to prevent a team from running up the score, you need to just take it like a man, point blank.
Does anyone remember that growing up? If we lost a little league game or a fight by the monkey bars - no lawsuits, no fines, no whining - Dad would look at you and say, “Lost/Got your ass kicked? Take it like a man.” Return your bling and your spinning rims, have a glass of milk with some cookies, suck it the f**k up and take it like a man. Read More »
Roger Goodell’s strong arm approach since taking over as commissioner has been lauded by many. His no-nonsense approach and the stiff penalties he has dealt out to problem players has put the NFL on the fast track to cleaning its image up. However, there needs to be consistency in his dealing with incidents. While the punishments he has given out to Tank Johnson, Pacman Jones and Chris Henry have been given mixed results, he has now set precedence for how to deal with issues that could tarnish the reputation of the league. Read More »
Here is a solid run down of what happened in the world of sports on Thursday 9/13/07.
“Wade Boggs has a drinking problem: The Origin of the Beer Drinkin Myth” (TastyBooze)
“The NFL slapped Bill Belichick with a maximum fine of $500,000 Thursday for videotaping Jets defensive signals. The Pats were fined $250,000 and will lose a 2008 first-round pick if they reach the playoffs, or second- and third-round picks if they don’t.” (Bodog)
“Eagles fans give McNabb three weeks to win the Super Bowl” (The Onion)
“So much for Greg Oden being the “safe” pick. Time to start comparing Thursday’s news to Portland’s biggest draft disaster.” (Bill Simmons - ESPN)
“St. Louis Cardinals outfielder Rick Ankiel says he met with Major League Baseball officials earlier this week and answered questions about the human growth hormone he was reportedly prescribed in 2004, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported.” (AOL Sports)
