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HEY! STOP LOOKING AT HER CLEAVAGE! SHE’S ONLY NINE FOR CHRISSAKES!!
Statutory Rape, or Stat-Rape for those in the know, is a distressing subject for any parent with a slutty, angsty, d*cktease of a daughter. Lucky for them, ad agency Serve has come to the rescue and served up some good old young awareness for those pondering the act of pedophilia (I know pedophilia is different, but check the ads and tell me they’re not catering to both): Read More »
South Park, our guiding light, recently revealed that yes, girls don’t have balls.
Why the writer’s strike may screw us all - and how to help.
Amy Winehouse brings her F-game to a less-than-amused crowd on first date of her tour.
Well, whaddya know: teenagers who have sex are less prone to violence. They don’t call it being “sexually frustrated” for nothing. Duh.
Why is a German convict really, really happy to be doing community service for a kindergarten? (Hint: he was convicted three times of pedophilia in the past.)
Yeah! The new dollar coin is out, and it features none other than…who? James Madison?
