If Perez Hilton Blogged About July 4th

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Twist In M. Night Shyamalan’s New Movie ‘The Happening’ Revealed

Twist In M. Night Shyamalan’s New Movie ‘The Happening’ Revealed

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Alanis Morissette Is Fat Happy For Ryan Reynolds…(Fat)

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Shia LaBeouf Gets B*tch Slapped On YouTube

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Dr. Ghetto & Mr. Honkey

Legs Aren’t Supposed To Do That

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Joke Of The Week

SexBlog: The Relentlessly Unromantic, Self-Absorbed, Single Stripper

New York Magazine does these Sex Diaries that are sometimes cool, sometimes lame. Sometimes they’re interesting portrayals of every day life, and sometimes they make it seem like EVERYONE in New York City is having copious amounts of crazy sex — which isn’t always the case, btw. What would happen, I wondered, if someone blogged about their sex life for a week? Would it be cooler? Funnier? More believable?

College Candy was lucky enough to have a self professed “Relentlessly Unromantic, Self-Absorbed, Single Stripper” write an in depth SexBlog about a week of her life.

Check out College Candy’s SexBlog: The Relentlessly Unromantic, Self-Absorbed, Single Stripper you’ll read about many lap dances, one possible foursome opportunity, one masturbation session, one surprise old man penis, multiple rounds of out-of-this-world sex with one nameless Irishman. Read More

Get Ready for James McAvoy to Annoy The Crap Out of You

According to PerezHilton.com, Scottish actor James McAvoy has won the leading roll as a younger Bilbo Baggins in the upcoming prequel, The Hobbit, to the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

From the article:

Said to take the lead role of hobbit Bilbo Baggins is Scottish actor James McAvoy.

The J.R.R. Tolkien novel is hoping to be the next blockbuster big hit and will be directed by Guillermo del Toro.

The film is scheduled to begin filming later this year in New Zealand. Read More »

Mounting a Penis Museum: A Hard Endeavor

2008_05_15t120615_450×294_us_penismuseum.jpgSome guy in Iceland has started a penis museum.

This guy has been collecting penii for 24 years. It started out as a casual hobby–you know, like stamp collecting–and at some point he got the idea to share his love with the world via a weirdass museum in an Icelandic fishing village.

FACT: When the dude began his penis collection, he was working as a school administrator.
FACT: That fact makes me extremely uncomfortable. Read more

What Guys Do Wrong In the Bedroom… According to a Girl

I am 22 years old. I tend to be attracted to older men. And still, I find myself hooking up with men who have absolutely no clue what they are doing in bed.

I don’t mean little things, like being unable to unzip my dress with one hand, or getting all tangled in the sheets forcing us to pause the action in order to perform a rescue. Those little things I can overlook.

What I can’t overlook is a Law Student’s inability to last longer than 3 minutes. Or to figure out where on earth a woman’s clitoris is.

What is the problem here? Did these boys learn nothing from sex education? And what about common sense? I mean, come on, who ever thought pushing a girl’s head towards your nether regions was a good form of foreplay? Read More »

Is Your Guy Rockin’ a Turtleneck? (Ahem, Not the Sweater)

No, I’m not talking about actually wearing an ugly turtleneck sweater, but rather the age old gross - out for girls, an uncircumcised penis.

I remember a couple of years ago, one of my friends was dating a guy that was not circumcised and the rest of us girls could not stop asking her questions about it … and were so surprised that she didn’t mind. Supposedly for her, it didn’t make a difference during hook ups. Read More »