March 13, 2008 - 11:45 am
, By Phil - Pace University
Hey everybody! Raise your hand if you’ve ever got the hankering to smell like blood, sweat, semen and milky residue. Oh…you all have? Great - Secretions Magnifiques is right up your alley, immoral ones.
Etat Libre d’Orange, the makers of this perfume (pungent order is more like it) are not only pushing the envelope, but pushing potential buyers of their other products away.
I mean really - smelling like sex and rancid milk is way cool and everything…as long as you smell like it during, and not after, boning. Who wants to walk around the street smelling like that? Nobody, that’s who.
An attractive scent? Not a chance in the world. As a repellent from society? Absolutely.
Oh, the French - they’ll do anything for attention!
October 10, 2007 - 9:45 am
, By Josh - UMASS, Lowell
The crotch wars have officially begun…
First, College Candy reported that German perfume company Vulva Original (website NSFW) had concocted the real scent of a woman - a vagina-scented spray for fetishists.
Now the fellas have hit back hard with Tom Ford’s latest fragrance.
Tom Ford’s chemists have struck gold with Black Orchid, the smell of a man’s junk. Because who doesn’t want to smell like sweaty balls all day?
You know when people say, “Oh f*** man, take a shower - you smell like balls”? You can now smell that way all day, on purpose. Read More »
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September 26, 2007 - 10:30 am
, By Jess - NYU
You know when you walk into your dorm room and get a little skeeved out because it’s like, real obvious someone just had sex in there?
Well, apparently, there are people who want that slight but noticeable smell around them at all times.
Vulva Original (I’m not joking) is one of the newest sexual oddities to hit the market.
Its developers insist Vulva “is not a perfume.? Instead, they describe their product as “a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.?
Ew. Read More »
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