Celebrity Rehab: VH1’s Latest Trash TV Show

November 27, 2007 - 4:20 pm , By Josh - UMASS, Lowell

Daniel Baldwin celebrity rehab What a perfect post to make at 4:20.

VH1, purveyors of poor taste, will add yet another reality show to their already-overstuffed repertoire in January, titled Celebrity Rehab. The show will feature drugged-up celebs fighting with addiction while playing up their troubles for the camera.

I know, I know - it all sounds a bit redundant, doesn’t it?

Entertainment is indeed in the eye of the beholder, but don’t front, snooty critics: watching former Grease star Jeff Conaway snort the drug of denial and that rapping dude from Crazy Town smoke crack - yes, crack - is pretty damn entertaining.

The cast of Celebrity Rehab will also reportedly star fallen angels Mary Carey, Chyna, Jessica Sierra, Daniel Baldwin and Brigitte Nielsen. What an ensemble!

I’m crossing my fingers for Pete Doherty to make a cameo.

Nothing says modesty better than rich, celebrity has-beens snorting and puffing themselves into oblivion, taping it for the world to see just to receive help and feel a sense of accomplishment.

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You Stink on TV… and in Real Life!

October 19, 2007 - 2:00 pm , By Steve - Seton Hall University

meat loaf

Wanna know what stinks? Celebrities.

Maxim listed the 16 “Famous People Who Look Like They Smell” and I must admit, just looking at the pictures makes me feel sick. Some of these people are really f**kin’ grimy.

After the jump I’ll break down the 6 smelliest looking celebrities; make sure you check out the Maxim list to see the full 16. Read More »

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Hardest Partiers of Rock? Sort of…

September 22, 2007 - 2:00 pm , By John, USMA at West Point

Van Halen

Spinner.com came out with their Top 21 Hardest Partiers of Rock recently. We are HUGE fans of Spinner and usually they are right on point. My mom told me that every good relationship has its ups and downs, and Spinner and I are having a lovers’ spat right now.

Here are Spinner’s Top 5 mistakes:

5. Stevie Nicks is a harder partier than all of Van Halen? Wow…Stevie Nicks couldn’t hold David Lee Roth’s sweaty, vodka-stained jockstrap. Van Halen - even just David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen - drank, smoked, snorted and screwed their way across the country and out of millions in possible tour revenues by being f-d up to perform. But you know what…OK, maybe Fleetwood Mac knew how to ball, what do I know?! Even my parents thought Fleetwood Mac were gay.

4. I’m a more hardcore partier than Britney Spears. In the financial world, people refer to “old money” and “new money.” Brit-Brit is new money, yet she scored higher on Spinner’s list than Iggy Pop, one of the oldest money Legends of Rock. Iggy has been hammered and high since before Britney was conceived in her mom’s broken down Ford. Mr. Pop has been in and out of rehab more times than Brit has worn a thong. She’s a slave to attention, not partying hard. Read More »

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