The Dark Side of the Beijing Opening Ceremony

No opening ceremony for any Olympics before has been so well-directed, massive, awesome…or made us wish we were on drugs so much as the incredible spectacle of Beijing’s opening ceremony last Friday night. The drums, the lights, the giant screen and 15,000 people running, fighting, flying–it was a visual orgasm.
But we’ve done you one better. [...]

COED Presents: Sexiest Rock Star Spawn

Before now, you might have thought groupies were only to be enjoyed by the lucky few sons-of-bitches that become rock stars. But when those groupies become wives and girlfriends (probably because they’re the hottest), sometimes they get pregnant. And sometimes those babies turn into super-hot chicks that get their picture taken. That’s where we come [...]

The Daily Shocker: Drug Driving

Over 80% of New Zealanders around the age of 25 have admitted to driving under the influence of marijuana. The ratio of Taco Bell wrappers and Pink Floyd albums to each vehicle driven under the influence has yet to be determined. (Stuff)
The NFL’s Most “Homely” Cheerleaders. (Daily Redundancy)
Stripper gets workman’s comp for “neck pain.” Don’t [...]

COED Presents: the REAL Dorm Room Essentials

Featherbeds, futons, laundry bags, white boards - you don’t need any of them.
They don’t matter; they’re inconsequential in you enjoying time away from your ‘rents house and avoiding embarrassing, CollegeHumor-worthy moments. A spiffy laundry bag from your mom isn’t going to help you through college, let alone getting laid…but these following necessities may.
Your sisters/cousins/friends t-shirt, [...]

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