July 16, 2008 - 5:15 pm
, By COED Staff
In the early nineties, Barenaked Ladies frontman Steven Page promised (in song no less) that he’d buy me and every other lady ever lots of frivolous and unnecessary items like a llama, Art Garfunkel and a monkey.
Looks like he forgot all about the little ditty that made his band famous and spent the money buying a ton of cocaine and marijuana. Page was arrested in New York last week for possession of a controlled substance.
The best part? When the cops showed up, Page and his female friend tried to hide the mound of coke under a napkin. I can’t believe that didn’t work! That’s how I hid a quarter pound of parmesan cheese when I spilled it at Pizza Hut 10-years ago. I guess the Syracuse PD are a little more thorough than the hapless staff at my local “Italian bistro.”
The news of this arrest is disappointing but not exactly surprising. Despite putting out a very good last effort and a popular kids album, Barenaked Ladies have been trying to run away from irrelevancy since “Pinch Me.” It looks like it finally caught up to them. Read More »
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October 26, 2007 - 4:30 pm
, By Josh - UMASS, Lowell
Spider-Man pumpkin bombs, made famous by the Green Goblin, are for sale. Is it just me or do the pumpkin bombs look exactly like Samus’ morph ball from Metroid - or vice versa, considering?
Cutie-patootie “vlogger” from College Candy sounds off on the subject of men, relationships and relationships with men.
The World’s (Half) Hottest Lesbo Power Couple is over? Say it ain’t so!
VIDEO: The great debate continues with Boobs vs. Cars.
Teacher-student sex story of the day, starring Holly Hatcher - with a name like that having sex with a minor (or a career in porn) is a given.
Hey you dirty thieves, keep it clean.
You haven’t ate pizza until you’ve had a slice from Pizza Hut Japan. Sound healthy? Well, take a look for yourself.
Happy left-handed Halloween…from a Canadian monkey.
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