After posting our 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time, much debate erupted over whose lady lumps were real and who’s were more fake than a campaign promise. To some, the difference between real breasts and fake breasts couldn’t be more obvious. But with advances in plastic surgery, it’s getting harder and harder for anyone to [...]
Breast Test: How To Tell If She Has Fake Boobs
October 13, 2008 - 4:45 pm
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The Smile Train Needs To Change Tracks
September 3, 2008 - 12:00 pm
Dear Smile Train,
I know you’re trying to do the right thing. But your cleft lip kid ad campaign sucks and it’s not f**king working. Sure, we’ve all seen it glaring at us from corners of the screen–poor, big-eyed kids with their faces torn up for no reason, giant white print pleading “A click of a [...]
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Feeling a Bit Inadequate? Cosmetic Surgery Procedures for Men
November 21, 2007 - 3:30 pm
Small penis? Small biceps? Flabby ass? Just ugly? There is hope for you, big boy.
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Cocaine Nose Repair - An Enabler?
September 28, 2007 - 3:00 pm
If there was any drug in the entire world that doesn’t need a medical breakthrough to fix the side-effects it’s cocaine, the drug of denial. Crack and heroin may be worse, but cocaine is considered classy and cool, unfortunately.
Cocaine is only for douchebag losers who can’t get laid without packing dust into a teenager’s nasal [...]
Posted in News-ish
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Carrot Top is Jacked and Frightening
September 19, 2007 - 2:00 pm
My roommate is scared shitless by Carrot Top.
She wonât look at pictures of him, runs from the room if he happens to come on TV, and refuses to even say his name.
She wonât explain her fear, just whispers that âhim and a ventriloquist doll are two the scariest things you could ever see at the [...]
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Suicide Warning Sign #9: Breast Implants???
August 13, 2007 - 7:00 pm
For flat-chested girls, having a full C, or even B, cup would be a dream come true. It was for Heidi. I know multiple friends of mine that have commented on how much they want larger boobs and would consider implants when they are older. Personally, the idea of inserting foreign substances into my chest [...]
Posted in The Daily
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