Most Important Crap of the Day

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• And for the gay Baltimore Orioles fan… a Cal Ripken Jr. shower robe [On The 205th]

Erin McNaught Topless in FHM Australia [The Grumpist]

• The wiener’s name is Tom Brady [With Leather]

• Nude body showdown: Elisha Cuthbert vs. Jessica Alba [Barstool Sports]

Chuck Liddell Tailgates At San Diego Chargers Playoff Game [Busted Coverage]

Will Smith “I am a Scientologist” [The Blemish]

Lesbian Gang Story on Bill O’ Reilly [Drunken Stepfather]

Alessandra Ambrosio is Gross in a Bikini… SIKE! [Egotastic]

Bad Tattoos: A Gallery of Ink That Stinks [Asylum]

• New Marisa Miller pictures [Hollywood Tuna]

Megan Fox Really, Really Loves Sex [I Don't Like You In That Way]

Kings of Leon’s biggest celebrity fan is…. [Just Jared]

Fall Out Boy documentary to be directed by Beatles’ filmmaker [Pop Crunch]

Kim Kardashian’s Booty Is Mesmerizing [Popoholic]

Miley Cyrus & Her Hot Friend - Today’s Jail-bait Lesbian Fantasy [Bastardly]

Friday Hot Links!

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Eva Mendez gets naked for PETA
Egotastic

Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend? Boy does she have some big, ugh, she’s nice!
With Leather

Fart Etiquette for Gym-goers
College Candy

7 Roots, 2 Chicks, 1 Cup
College Humor

This is why Paris Hilton is an idiot
WWTDD

Katharine McPhee Spreads her Legs
The Grumpiest

Will Farrell’s Semi-Pro trailer
Popoholic

Who is Billie Piper?!
Hollywood Tuna

A Hot Brazilian Chick Hits The Gym
Double Viking

The Awesom-est Losers in Sports Movie History
Maxim

How to Fold an Origami Star
Lifehacker

Getting Her Attention & More
Askmen

Stars Without Makeup: Jessica Alba Edition
Faded Youth

Tuesday Hot Links!

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Tara Reid is a stick figure with two silicone bags
Egotastic

Cyanide and Happiness
College Humor

What’s Your Binge Drinking Preference?
College Candy

“New” Britney Spears is way better
WWTDD

Resume Myths
AskMen

American Gladiators Is COMING - Trailer
Double Viking

Adrianne Curry does Playboy… Again!
Faded Youth

Hot Kristen Bell Pictures from Complex Magazine
Techamok

Lindsay Lohan Had Sex With Heath Ledger?
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Stacy Keibler’s Legs Are Out Of This World
Popoholic

The 9 Smartest Dumb Guys
Maxim

Adriana Lima Inspires Men to Do Great Things
Celebrity Crunch