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I won’t lie to you…was never really a fan.
X-Files was a little before my time. His part in ‘Zoolander‘ was funny. The X-Files movie is about 10 years too late, but I probably wouldn’t have seen it before this. I now know that David Duchovny and I are brothers. We are brothers of sex addiction.
Some might claim this is a publicity stunt because, after all, the X-Files movie could be one of the most poorly timed theatrical film releases of all-time. Read More »
I am tired of Christy Brinkley. Yes, she is a MILF, but I am sick of her press conferences. She had a press conference on the fact that her husband liked porn. If that was news worthy info, every wife in the world would hold a press conference - weekly. Oh wait, there’s more, he also loves 18 year old girls. Uh…ummm…ok…I think there’s a club of us like that.
Christy dumped the PianoMan, she should be happy we still like looking at pix of her old ass. What really gets me, is that she wanted this to be a public divorce. Her porn-loving husband (I am with you brother) wanted to just make it a private matter, she gets all her money, whatever house she wants, and they mutually split assets in her favor. That was too civil for Ms. Brinkley, so now she is dragging her family through every tabloid that is tired of writing about Brangelina.
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It’s easy to forget that dads weren’t always dads, which is why we honor them (for giving up their dreams for you). But instead of just doing whatever your mom or sister planned this year, give him some quality guy-time–because that’s all he really wants. And remember, just because Father’s Day is only today, that doesn’t mean you these rad guy activities wouldn’t still kick ass.
1. Build Something: Whether your father is a carpenter or a computer engineer, he’s still a guy and, therefore; likes to build crap. If he already has some projects he’s working on, ask him about them and see if you can help. You can always check out BuildingGadgets.com, which has a ton of cool do-it-yourself electronics. Or you could just build him a blog, but it’s not really the same thing.
Check out the full list after the jump! Read More »
To get laid, the most you need is scented candles, massage oil and Barry White’s greatest hits. But anything more than that requires a bit more work. Say you’ve gone out on a couple of dates. She’s beautiful, chill and gets your jokes. You’re relaxed, funny, and genuinely enjoying yourself. You both know it’s going to the next step of something more serious. What do you do now? Below is a complete list of all you need to know to keep her around–and off your back!
Path out the full path from Manimal to Man after the jump! Read More »
These are the second two pages of a German children’s book about sex, and where babies come from. But in America, we’ve managed to remove all the sex from “sex education.” So to see that in other countries, the parents tell their children the truth, and show them what actually happens–how babies are actually made–we in the US think it odd, at best.
At worst, we condemn them as irresponsible, godless and rude. And so our national sexual health–starting with the round-about explanations and books from which we learn, at a young age–has deteriorated to sickening climate of black or white ideas–purity or porn. Read More »
Sure Maxim’s annual Hot 100 list is fun for a quick flip-through in the sh*tter, but it a lacks a certain something…Oh yeah, hardcore nudity!
Well, luckily for us all, the good people at Genesis have published their Porn’s Hot 100 XXX Star “It” List. Genesis picked the order based on “the opinion of our staff and some select industry insiders,” says their Website. I’m not exactly sure what “insider” means in the porn industry, but it’s probably coming from someone close to the, um, action.
Of course, a lot of the big names made the list. Terra Patrick came in at number two! Jenna Jameson, on the other hand, just barely squeaked by, landing the #100 slot. I guess drugs and eating disorders aren’t the miracle career-builder we thought…
Check out a pictorial tribute to the Top 10 at Fleshbot, here! [Very NSFW] And see who made the rest of the list at Genesis, here.
Vote on who you think should make porn’s Top 10 Hottest after the jump! Read More »
Oh Tampa, everything you do makes us laugh (at you). Apparently, a panel of jurors in a Tampa court was forced to watch “extreme hardcore porn” in court, while deliberating whether or not California pornographer, aptly named Max Hardcore (aka Paul F. Little), violated any criminal obscenity laws.
From Tampa Bay Online:
Today, U.S. District Judge Susan Bucklew decided federal prosecutors can show excerpts of the movies, rather than the DVDs in their entirety, as they put on their case. Defense lawyers for Max Hardcore, whose real name is Paul F. Little, argued that jurors need to see the entirety of the movies because the repetition of the acts is a necessary component.
“Over a period of time, the shock is blunted,” defense lawyer Jeffrey J. Douglas said. “That is part of the presentation. That is part of the DVD.”
Federal prosecutor Lisamarie Freitas argued that the defense is trying to “desensitize” jurors.
Defense attorneys decided they will show the jurors the remainder of each movie as part of its cross examination. Read More »
Jared Fogle, the man responsible for selling millions upon millions of delicious Subway sandwiches, is known for becoming spokesperson for the company while still attending college in the late ’90’s.
What we didn’t know, was that Jared Fogle was not only infamous at his college for eating nothing but Subway and losing over 200 pounds, but also for being the go-to-guy for whenever college students wanted some good ol’ porn.
Best Week Ever has uncovered Jared’s dirty little secrets. While attending Indiana University, he ran a pretty successful pornography business straight from his own bedroom, and apparently had a “wide” variety of porn videos, which he only charged a dollar to rent. Get it? Wide! Read More »
Over the summer we broke the news that Jenna Jameson would be starring in her own comic book entitled Shadow Hunter from Virgin Comics (how ironic). Well, this past week the first issue finally hit the stands, and we snagged a copy to review.
Shadow Hunter is about a struggling tattoo artist named Jezzerie Jaden, who all her life has been experiencing vivid dreams of demons and monsters engaging in a war with angels. As a child they were entertaining but as a young adult they creep her out. Unfortunately for her, those visions are now coming to life and attacking her in the streets of New York City.
After an attack in Grand Central, Jezzerie learns the true reason behind the attacks: she is the daughter of the devil.
Jezzerie Jaden is based on Jenna’s likeness and personality; artist Mukesh Singh does a good job of transferring her sexiness onto the printed page. This is especially evident when Jezzerie becomes the Shadow Hunter, a leather clad goddess with black hair, tattoos and a G-string. While Jenna helped to create the back story (and having the final say on what happens in the book), the actual writer is a woman named Christina Z. Christina Z. is a former writer for Spin Magazine and co-creator of the popular comic book, Witchblade that eventually inspired a TV series on TNT. Read More »
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