Choke: A Sex-Addict, Con-Artist, Psychopathic Love Story

Who hasn’t heard the one about the boy who will sleep with anything that has a vagina, who pretends to choke in nice restaurants so people will save him and maybe help him out a little financially so he can pay his mother’s ever increasing medical bills?

Even a story as tired as this comes to life when Chuck Palahniuk writes it.

The man who wrote Fight Club, yes it was a book before it was a movie, is having another novel transferred to the silver screen, Choke, and you should definitely read it first.

The movie premiered in January at the Sundance Film Festival where it won the Special Jury Prize. It’s set for limited release on September 26 of this year, so you’ve got some time to read it before classes start and the first illegal copies of it find their way on to the Internet.

If you love to read this shouldn’t be a hard sell, if you’d rather watch a movie or the latest VH1 reality show this shouldn’t be a hard sell, and if you just love f**ked up sh*t then you should probably already know about Mr. Palahniuk.

Palahniuk writes about a different breed of characters, and subjects that most authors refuse to explore, and both are exponentially more deranged and messed up than anything you can find on TV and most things that come on DVD. I’m convinced that it’s simply impossible to get bored reading one of his books.

He has written about porn stars, transsexuals, sex addicts, models who had their bottom jaw shot off with a rifle, more transsexuals, witches, self-mutilating writers and so much more. Do any of those subjects interest you? They should. Read More »

A Penny For Your Pleasure: Win The Chance To Bone a Porn Star!

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Do you ever watch a porno and wish it could be you on-screen, giving it to whatever porn star suits your fancy? Of course you have, and now you can! F**kraffle.net is giving 10 lucky bastards the chance to star in a 30-minute scene of their choice, and then spend an hour of 1-on-1 with one of hundreds of female, male or transgender porn stars, to “spend how they choose.”

Raffle tickets cost only a penny, and you can buy as many as you like. Winners will be chosen at this year’s AVN Expo in Los Vega (though you don’t have to be there to claim your prize). The too-good-to-be true (but is) contest, which is sponsored by Penthouse, Vivd, Digital Playground, and Hustler, ends September 1st, so get your tickets ASAP. The more you buy, the better your chances, so it’s probably a good idea to dip into the beer fund for this one.

Miss COED: Casey Parker

Miss COED: Casey Parker

Casey Parker is a rising star in the adult entertainment industry. COED had the opportunity to sit down with Ms. Parker and ask her a few questions. Enjoy her Miss COED gallery after the jump and look for her interview tomorrow afternoon.

Casey Parker’s Miss COED gallery!

Niki Bellucci, Topless DJ

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Ex-porn star Niki Bellucci spins house music - topless.

While Bellucci’s skills as a DJ are open for debate it’s a moot point anyhow: who would really take to heart the actual skills of a topless DJ? You don’t go to a club a female topless DJ/ex-porn star is spinning to hear her cut up house mixes; you go see her to see her.

Check out Niki Bellucci’s gallery after the jump! Read More »

A Conversation with the Lovely Lana Cox

Lana CoxSome people say there’s no class in adult entertainment. Those people have obviously never met the classy and glamorous Lana Cox.

Born in Russia, the blond haired beauty immigrated to England where she found fame as a glamour model. But that was only the beginning, soon Lana became a Page 3 girl for The Sun, went on to model for Playboy.

After her stint in Playboy Lana starred in several adult films such as Ben Dover in London, Lana in Fur, Every Woman Has a Foot Fantasy, Lana & Theresa Having It Off, Playboy Celebrity Special: Lana Cox and COED’s favorite, Strap-a-D***-to-Me. She has also worked with some of the top stars in the business, including Jenna Jameson.

Today Lana is running her own website leggylana.com, where she continues to make all of our fantasies come true while maintaining complete control of her career.

COED Magazine was fortunate enough to talk to Lana about her new website, her career, and what she thinks of the current trends in the adult entertainment industry.

“You were born in Russia and then emigrated to England. How difficult was this transition for you? Did anybody offer to help you out at first?”

I moved to the UK in 1991 and it was a bit strange at first. Although I spoke good English as I studied it at University and got a degree, the local dialects threw me completely, but people were very friendly and I adjusted pretty quickly.

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How Do You Make a Porn Name?

porn starPlanning on jumping into the porn industry? With 14 billion changing hands every year and tons of competition you better have a good stage name if you wanna make the big bucks & bang the hot $lut$! (Yeaaahh I just rhymed).

Over the years I’ve heard various ways to create the ultimate porn name. Today we will dissect these options and put them to the test.

Option One: Take the name of your first pet then add the street name you first livead at. My first pet was an adorable hamster named Sammy and my first house was Jo-anne Ct. in Randolph, NJ. “Sammy Jo-anne?” Not so much! That name would only work if I was doing tranny porn… which won’t be happening anytime soon. Read More »