After reading this article from DivineCaroline.com about a girl who finds her boyfriend’s porn stash, we here at COED decided it’s time to give our side of the story.

The author discovers the dastardly evidence while “looking for Christmas presents for her boyfriend,” after which, she confronts the man with all the insecure girlfriend questions you might expect.

(From the article:)

• Are you doing this because you are unhappy sexually with us?
• Are there things you watch here that you want to do, but have been unable to initiate with me, don’t want to do with me, or that I do not inspire in you?
• Do you see me as your “wife type” and these are your “vixens” and the two are totally separate?
• Are you looking at young girls that would be considered illegal?
• Are you looking at gay sex with two men?

First of all, WTF?! “Vixens,” “illegal,” “gay sex!” Ladies, ladies, ladies. You need to relax. Every time I’ve heard this story, the girl has been “looking for Christmas presents,” finds porn, and proceeds to have a complete failure of character. Read More

Forget simply IMing or emailing your friends videos to watch. Now, with SeeToo.com, instantly send anyone video of any size, which you can both watch simultaneously, while cracking jokes at whoever it is you’re helping to humiliate.

SeeToo accepts videos “captured using digital cameras, camcorders, webcams, cellular phones or from the web” and, using their freely-downloadable technology, streams them to your friends. And they don’t have to download anything to see the video. (Though if you want to send a video, you do.)

You can also send private video invitations, which doesn’t leave your videos on any public servers. Currently, the service is only available for PCs, though Mac capabilities should be enabled within the next few months. (Hint: Using some PC emulating software, such as VMware, Mac users should be able to access the service now.) Read More

Okay, let’s get one thing straight. When people go to strip clubs and titty bars, they go there for the nakedness. Not the costumes, not the lighting, not the soundtrack (I mean, who hasn’t heard their fill of Pour Some Sugar On Me?), the nakedness.

Strip clubs are for seeing more than you could see strolling across a beach. Experiencing porn-like situations. Living out fantasies. Wasting hundreds of dollars. These are the sorts of experiences strip clubs provide. It’s common sense.

Except to idiots. Like Delegate John A. Cosgrove, a Chesapeake, Virginia, Republican. Cosgrove recently sponsored a bill that fights back against an August ruling that a Virginia law “prohibiting lewd conduct at establishments with liquor licenses was unconstitutional and too broad”. Read More

Jared Fogle, the man responsible for selling millions upon millions of delicious Subway sandwiches, is known for becoming spokesperson for the company while still attending college in the late ’90’s.

What we didn’t know, was that Jared Fogle was not only infamous at his college for eating nothing but Subway and losing over 200 pounds, but also for being the go-to-guy for whenever college students wanted some good ol’ porn.

Best Week Ever has uncovered Jared’s dirty little secrets. While attending Indiana University, he ran a pretty successful pornography business straight from his own bedroom, and apparently had a “wide” variety of porn videos, which he only charged a dollar to rent. Get it? Wide! Read More

Over the summer we broke the news that Jenna Jameson would be starring in her own comic book entitled Shadow Hunter from Virgin Comics (how ironic). Well, this past week the first issue finally hit the stands, and we snagged a copy to review.

Shadow Hunter is about a struggling tattoo artist named Jezzerie Jaden, who all her life has been experiencing vivid dreams of demons and monsters engaging in a war with angels. As a child they were entertaining but as a young adult they creep her out. Unfortunately for her, those visions are now coming to life and attacking her in the streets of New York City.

After an attack in Grand Central, Jezzerie learns the true reason behind the attacks: she is the daughter of the devil.

Jezzerie Jaden is based on Jenna’s likeness and personality; artist Mukesh Singh does a good job of transferring her sexiness onto the printed page. This is especially evident when Jezzerie becomes the Shadow Hunter, a leather clad goddess with black hair, tattoos and a G-string. While Jenna helped to create the back story (and having the final say on what happens in the book), the actual writer is a woman named Christina Z. Christina Z. is a former writer for Spin Magazine and co-creator of the popular comic book, Witchblade that eventually inspired a TV series on TNT. Read More

The internet is a beautiful thing sometimes.

With the advent of technology comes many a burden, but all problems fall by the wayside when something so life-affirming, so essential to our lives, is found when browsing the World Wide Web.

That something is Smurf Porn (NSFW).

Watching a gaggle of men dressed up like Smurfs smurf the ever-living hell out of a Smurfette-lookalike is one of life’s great pleasures - and that’s before you throw in the Spanish dialogue. As a bonus, keep a lookout around 3:45 on the vid for a wonderful surprise cameo!

Smurfette could suck the blue off a Smurf…and she does.

Oh, Myspace! How we love denying all your porn spam. How we love the hours we spend perusing your bad, drunken poetry and those lovely 3 a.m. photos of beer pong. Wait a second…

The next time we log in to MySpace, let’s just hit delete. January 30 is International Delete Your MySpace Account Day. The idea was started by Bloggasm’s Simon Owens, who realized life is too short to wait for excessive banner ads to load.

Do we really need to know when the kid who sits behind us in Chemistry class celebrates his birthday? Do we really enjoy all those crappy Kelly Clarkson songs blaring from random profiles? And let’s not even get into Top 8 drama. Think of the hours we could save by not stalking people online. Maybe we’d have time to study for that quiz after all. Read More

The 25th annual AVN Awards took place in Las Vegas over the weekend, and as expected, Evil Anal 2 won for Best Couples Scene. I mean really - was there any competition? With that said, I was quite shocked to see A** Worship 10 take home the award for Best Anal-Themed Release.

(Anal-themed! Seriously, that is undeniably awesome.)

Guys love pornos for their ridiculous movie titles as much as the content within (well…almost as much). How could I ever forget my first video, I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus? Poetry in motion.

Why don’t we take a look at some of the title highlights from this years AVN’s. Read More

If you’re single with no friends (or completely shameless about your porn watching) the Hot Boxxx may be just the tech item for you this holiday season.

For the monthly price of $9.99 for an allotted amount of minutes, FyreTV’s set-top box hooks up through a DSL connection and provides users with full access to a vast library of porn online, with fully-loaded search options to find your favorite porn star and/or scene.

The box streams video at DVD quality without any buffering to slow up the movie’s pace - or your pace. Let’s be honest here, people. Read More

It finally happened: the epic battle of our lifetime. Somebody please tell these guys (and gals?) that it’s the year 2007, not 1655.

VIDEO: Kim Kardashian is famous for no reason - but who cares? She’s very, very hot/dirty/slutty/fake. And spankeriffic (skip to :45 for the “booty spin”).

You haven’t downloaded porn until you’ve downloaded it on a water-cooled, Steampunk PC.

A “haunted swing” has swung for days…10 days straight to be exact.

American Apparel: the brainchild of a dirty, drugged-up old man with a handlebar mustache. (That makes him sound sort of cool, but he’s actually a world-class douche.)

The new wave of mannequins got dat bump!

Way to go, Paris, Lindsay and Britney: you’ve succeeded in your mission.