College Guy’s Guide to the Presidential Primaries

Election 2008

To a lot of Americans, the Presidential Primary system draws the same reaction as the vagina does to most guys. The vagina has been written about and explored so extensively, yet most of us guys don’t know how/why some stuff works. We are, however, born with the carnal knowledge that penis goes in, penis goes out - and that is 80 percent of the battle.

The Presidential primary season is kind of the same thing: the more you read into it, the more confusing it becomes. This article is the Penis Insertion Manual of Politics for those poor, misinformed souls who don’t have enough time to let it dominate their lives, and only concerned with satisfying their babe at a B-minus level. Read More »

Happy Super Fat Pancake Tuesday!

Pancakes

If America could be summed up in one day, that day is today, people!

With Super Tuesday, Fat Tuesday and Pancake Day all falling on the same date, we the people can now celebrate an exclusive, once in a lifetime tradition: Super Fat Pancake Day. Read More »